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mc jarbo - my girlfriend's daughter (remix) lyrics

my girlfriend’s daughter (remix) lyrics
[verse 1: mc jarbo]
dear ralph, i sent you a message but you still ain’t callin’
left my skype, twitter and discord here at the bottom
that one time you got kicked off discord last autumn…
there probably was a problem with the servers or something (wink wink)
when motherf+ckers say sh+t, i usually block them
f+ck it, why not? but this time, it’s a pretty big problem
my girlfriend’s pregnant too, i’m going to be a father
no i’m kidding… it’s just my girlfriend’s daughter
i heard your channel was banned , i’m sorry dude
i had a friend who k!lled himself … it’s just a shame that it wasn’t you
and i know you hear this every day, but i’m the biggest f+g
i even flagged your fat ass where you said nothing bad
i flagged all of your posters and subscribers man [f+ck em]
why the f+ck you think i keep so many f+cking tabs [open]
anyways, i hope you get this man, hit me back
just to chat, truly yours, the biggest f+g… this is matt

[chorus: mc jarbo]
it ain’t my f+cking daughter (my girlfriend’s daughter)
it’s just my girlfriend’s daughter
it’s definitely my girlfriend’s daughter
it’s really not his daughter

[verse 2: mc jarbo]
dear ralph, you still haven’t called, i hope you have a chance
i ain’t mad, i just think it’s f+cked up you don’t answer f+gs
if you didn’t want to talk to me on the k!llstream… you didn’t have to
but did you have to tell my kid that daddy was a black dude?
she’s only two years old + we listened to your bullsh+t show
for like four hours, and you just said nooooo!
that’s pretty sh+tty man, i’m like her f+cking idol
she wants to be just like me man + she gets more views than i do
let’s be real – i’m nothing like you, i think i’m just an
autistic character or have a tremendously low iq
dumb as f+ck, but flagging helps when i’m depressed
i even got a tattoo of tyrone on my breast
and i even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
like my f+ggot friend kraut… excessive f+ggotry
you gotta call me ralph, i’m the biggest cuck you’ll ever lose
sincerely yours—ps… we should buy some ripple too
[chorus: mc jarbo]
it ain’t my f+cking daughter (my girlfriend’s daughter)
it’s just my girlfriend’s daughter
it’s definitely my girlfriend’s daughter
it’s really not his daughter

[bridge: mc jarbo]
jesus f+cking christ, please shut the f+ck up
shut the f+ck up (my girlfriend’s daughter)
mundane matt! beta! beta male!
(my girlfriend’s daughter)
my daughter’s still making noise she’s not feeling well
(my girlfriend’s daughter)

[verse 3: da gunt]
dear matt, i meant to write you sooner but i just been busy
i heard your girl’s banging vagrants now, how far gone is she?
i’m really glad we found out that your daughter’s black
and here’s an autograph for her father + he’s probably upstairs in the sack
you’re welcome to come back to the show, we really miss you
don’t think i leaked your sh+t intentionally just to diss you
but what’s this sh+t you said about them being your f+cking kids dude?
come on matt, how much of a lying cuck is you?
you got some issues matt, i think you need some counselling
to keep your ass from flagging when she’s on his d+ck bouncing
and what’s that sh+t about ya’ll sleeping together?
that type of sh+t’ll make me think she ain’t touched your p+n+s forever
i really think what ya’ll need is a babysitter
so maybe you’re just there to feed her litter
i hope you get to read this letter, i just hope it reaches you on time
’cause you blocked me on twitter, the k!llstream’s doing just fine
so stop being bitter and quit being a f+cking f+g
why are you so mad? try to understand, it’s fine if you’re not the dad
i just don’t want you to do some crazy sh+t
i seen this one sh+t on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
this dude was in church and shot himself in the face
with a crucifix in his hand and boulders up to his waist
and then the reverend found a tape, but it didn’t say who it was to
come to think about it, his name was… it was you

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