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mc lars - 21 concepts lyrics

i wrote a song about a fetus named cletus who tried
to run for governor before he died
he lived in california but traveled worldwide
it was a big huge hit! just kidding i lied
there’s the song about the 90’s, i sampled ace of base
but kept it off the alb-m in the interest of taste
“cheyenne rock city,” a song about touring
but rhymes about wyoming are really very boring
as for the churchill song, give me a break!
how many songs about england could my listeners take?
there was a track about women and the drama they bring
“hot girls make guys do really stupid things”
remember “geeked out”? you don’t but i do,
“the geek shall inherit the earth,” it’s true!
i rapped about nerds being cooler than jocks
but if i wanted biased news,
i would have just watched fox

[chorus]
i’ve got 21 concepts but a hit ain’t one
if you’re having lyric problems i feel bad for you son
i’ve got a list of songs here i once thought were the bomb
but when i laid them down in protools
they all came out wrong!

“las vegas invasion” was a sci-fi track
about aliens addicted to playing blackjack
i wrote a song about a kid who made his own flick
but got a bad review in ranger rick
i didn’t want to get lynched or punched in mouth
so i didn’t do that song making fun of the south
i did a song about how girls at stanford are whack
called “college is where girls go to get fat”
there was the krs slash nirvana debut
but the mash-up thing was so 2002
i did an anti-bush track, and then i did five more
but “rock against bush” was so 2004
i wrote a song about china, how could i go wrong?
i rapped in cantonese about mao zedong
it went um goy, neh ho ma?
nehih sik ying mun ma?

[chorus]
i’ve got 21 concepts but a hit ain’t one
if you’re having lyric problems i feel bad for you son
i’ve got cd-r of tracks i once thought would be tight
but when i played it for my girl i slept alone that night!

write a song about a can that gets crushed a lot
write a dental hygiene jam that says, “brush a lot”
write a bill o’reilly track that says “hush” a lot
no i’m not a player i like rush a lot!

[chorus]
i’ve got 21 concepts but a single ain’t one
“if you’re still referencing jay z i feel bad for you son”
so what’s the secret to hip-hop, jazz, blues and rock?
step one get out a pad and kill your writer’s block… start!
i’ve got 21 concepts but a hit ain’t one
if you’re having lyric problems i feel bad for you son
i’ve got a list of songs here i once thought were the bomb
but when i laid them down in protools
they all came out wrong!

- mc lars lyrics

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