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mc lars - nilbog lyrics

verse 1:

the ghost of my grandad told me that
vegetarian goblins would turn us into plants
i know they don’t believe me, saying that it’s all cr+p
but i’ll be d+mned if i get turned into a snack
that’s why i sneak into a church, what i heard it confirms
what i already knew, as i feel my stomach churn
they capture and try to feed me that poison ice cream
that’s when my dad walks in, they act like everything is sweet
but now he’s real suspicious, it’s feeling inconsistent
but now they’re coming for my family, no submission, i’m resistant
catching bodies, we’ve got problems, as they’re jumping through the mirror
start to chlorophyll with fear, sense of doom is drawing near
let’s get their hands chopped off, as we toss the molotov
got to nip this in the bud, credence knows it’s popping off
and yeah i know it sounds bad
but if you eat anything in nilbog it’s a wrap… get it?

chorus:

lost in nilbog, we fight to survive
against the goblins who want us to die
stonehenge’s magic won’t bring us down
our “secret weapon” will take you out
verse 2:

“you don’t p+ss on hospitality,” they tell me that
but mom and dad, i feel like nilbog’s getting kind of whack
are they trolls, are they goblins? i can’t break the spell
a deadly fruit that’s hanging over us like william tell
is the fandom ironic? iconic goblins, laconic
nilbog is feeling demonic, creepy, vegan, masonic
“oh my gooooooood!”, they did what with the corn?
while holly’s gyrating, grandpa seth is forlorn
freezing time, shooting lightning, with the wave of his hand
no baloney! that’s the homie, so chaotic and grand
so if you ever visit nilbog where the goblins hide
keep a processed sausage sandwich in your pocket to survive and
let’s start aiming for their birthmark
not going to sit idle while i watch the he+rs+ park
on the front lawn of our vrbo, no
grandpa’s zooming in and it’s feeling apropos, so…

chorus:

lost in nilbog, we fight to survive
against the goblins who want us to die
stonehenge’s magic won’t bring us down
our “secret weapon” will take you out
outro:

trolls on the hunt, don’t be their prey
they hunt you through the night a
nd they chase you all day
it’s a terrifying, horrifying fallacy

“and you can’t p+ss on hospitality, i won’t allow it!”

- mc lars lyrics

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