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mc lars - the bonus track for japan lyrics

lyrics by mc lars
music by mc lars, julian w-ss and ashley jade

[ashley jade]
hey j-pan! here’s the bonus track. it’s track 15!
oh no, ooooh, oh yeah

i read this stuff on wikipedia so don’t take it as fact
i bring the knowledge of j-pan you whack mc’s lack
i pack so much flavor that i make your tongue snap
as i tear it up on this j-panese bonus track
j-pan is located in eastern asia
a country more prosperous than malaysia
they make robotic dogs and psps
nintendo and messed up p-rnography
i bought the dvd of that battle royale movie
where students cut each other up just like sushi
kids k!lling kids on a lost island
i can’t show my parents, they wouldn’t understand
american consumers like j-panese cars
because j-panese cars are built better than ours
better, better, better than ours
krowemoh ruoy gniod eb uoy t’ndluohs?
better than ours

[chorus]
[ashley jade]
this is the j-panese bonus track
lars is international and that’s a fact
this is the bonus track for j-pan
’cause lars has special love for his j-panese fans

tokyo is the country’s biggest city
but j-panese people are itty-bitty
they bow and say thank you in the halls
kids there like pac and biggie smalls
cibo matto is j-panese
but the wu-tang clan is not j-panese
super mario brothers are j-panese
h-llo kitty ipod cases are half j-panese
homer was plagiarized on a box
a fish light ulb that cleaned his socks
when it’s mr. sparkle in effect
then dirt is something he disrespects
the ninja turtles aren’t j-panese
but the iron chef is j-panese
and mc lars isn’t j-panese
want to learn more about j-pan? yes please!

[repeat chorus]

domo arigato, j-pan

- mc lars lyrics

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