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mc potbelly - horizontal lyrics

i found a young hottie
with a nice body
she wanted to party
when we began the action
i started to lose traction
you should have heard her reaction
she screamed, “don’t stop
the horizontal hip hop.”
i was moving faster
heading closer to disaster
i couldn’t outlast her
i tried to slow down
she was movin’ all around
makin’ every s-xy sound
she screamed, “don’t stop
the horizontal hip hop.”
her joints were jumpin’
so i kept on pumpin’
it was really somethin’
her legs pointed to the ceiling
i was losing the feeling
i wanted to pull out
stop the in-and-out
when she started to shout
“don’t stop
the horizontal hip hop”
i had my -rg-sm
in her tight chasm
one final spasm
she looked perplexed
she asked, “who was next?”
she needed more s-x
i told her i was a loner
with a one-shot b-n-r
a single sperm donor
she got out of bed
scratched her head
turned to me and said
“i can’t stop
the horizontal hip hop.”
i was too tired
my missile had fired
she pulled out a d-ld-
wiped off the mildew
said, “this will have to do.”
but imitation is flattery
when she yelled at the battery
“don’t stop
the horizontal hip hop.”

- mc potbelly lyrics

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