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mc router - bill gates revolution lyrics

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i pop out my rhymes faster than pez
ask bill gates and see what he says
i went to his office to borrow some pens
took out the case and accidentally took his benz

i’m driving down the street listening to 1337 geek beat
a laptop in the window, it’s pretty frickin’ sweet
man, this ride has some hot circuitry
bill gates is so h4x0r 31337

so this sweet car wrecked and it took my breath
“fatal error”, like the blue screen of death
stranded on the information highway road
the car stopped receiving its binary code

i headed back to wherever bill was
i found him doing whatever it he does
making some software that’s worse than a rash
an operating system that you know is gonna crash

so i returned his car and he got really p+ssed off
he grabbed his keys to return to microsoft
i yelled “wait a minute, you forgot something!”
but before he could respond i could hear his cellphone ring

shortly after answering, bill collapsed in sobs
he just got informed he got owned by steve jobs
bill thought he had it all in the bag
making operating systems with crashes and lags
he thought a 486 pc was fast
it ran windows me, what a blast from the past
the operating is so old
it was a horror story my grandmother told

she said: “i’m sorry, my software is fine
you need to get a faster cable line”
she said “i have t8 and a really nice computer
i built it myself and connected it to a rooter”

he said, “lol! it’s a router not a rooter”
then he said “lol!” even louder
she got pretty mad and hung up the phone
bill looked at me and then headed home

so sitting online, thinking about where i’ve been
about where i’ve wanted to borrow a pen
and i said i’d p+ss off bill and change his resolution
i guess i wasn’t prepared for the bill gates revolution

revolution… revolution, rev, rev, revolution

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