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mc spandex - performance lyrics

i know you don’t understand…
how could i spend 5 grand on a bike?
you think that’s absurd,
well there’s only 1 answer,
and there’s only 1 word,
it’s performance!
i don’t think you understand,
riding with finesse is more than track stands
i got a word of advice for all of you hipsters
go and get yourself some brakes and some shifters
i drop 2 g’s on my dura-ace
cat one race and now i’m setting the pace
my brakes are tuned-up
i can stop on the dime
when i’m in the pack i’m always holding my line
my bike is so light and dialed in just right
i got my seat raised to just the right height
so i can pedal with efficiency
don’t mess with my cadence
i pedal to the beat
how you think i made this?

it’s all about performance.
that’s the name of the game.
i pump up my tires and i oil my chain.
performance
that’s the name of the game.
and i always ride through the pain.

all these hipsters think they’re so tricky
with a messenger bag
on the back, on a fixie
pedaling quickly down the hills
don’t blow out your knees and take a spill
an anodized chain?
cards in your spokes?
how can you ride?
your pants are a joke.
you can barely get your hands on your handlebars.
looking kinda shaky when you’re weaving through cars
you think it makes you look like a courier
it really just makes you look girlier
is that a steel frame from 1988?
you might as well use it as an anchor weight

it’s all about performance.
that’s the name of the game.
i pump up my tires and i oil my chain.
performance
that’s the name of the game.
carbon fork
carbon stem
and aluminium frame
ugh, god i gotta get a carbon frame

24/7 i’m in nothing but spandex
cutting through the wind cause i’m aerodynamic
and when i slam it
it makes you look inert
now i’m eating up hills
like my name was eddie merckx
with my endurance
you don’t stand a chance
my cardiovascular fitness level’s right up there with lance
doing what i can
to shave off the seconds
i shave my legs
my girl she doesn’t get it
i embrocate my skin
but i’m never doping
electrolyte smoothies every morning for my focus
i smoke my opponents anytime, anywhere
you try to hang with me
i’ll have you pedaling squares

it’s all about performance.
that’s the name of the game.
i pump up my tires and i oil my chain.
performance
that’s the name of the game
and i never feel the pain

it’s all about performance.
that’s the name of the game.
i pump up my tires and i oil my chain.
performance
that’s the name of the game
and i always ride through the pain

- mc spandex lyrics

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