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mc tech support scammer - happy bday (mctechseason) lyrics

[intro: yung stiff rick]
yo, happy birthday to me, i just turned fifteen today
xonthebeat

[verse 1: yung stiff rick]
i just put my b+lls in an easy+bake oven
got chopped sh+t with me, swear that she look so disgustin’
i just robbed the sperm bank and i drank all of the cum
i’m so emo, d+ck scars, i feel super f+ckin’ numb (ayy)
beatin’ up yo’ dad’s cheeks, n+gga, call me rocky
i like when i get choked by a thick dommy mommy
whip my c+ck out in sped class, they look like stephen hawking
f+ck her in her ass, pull it out, look like a pocky (p++poo)
i just ran out of milk, time to milk yo’ mom’s nipples
just blew a thick load into a jar of pickles
gave her good backshots, left her walkin’ like a cripple
red dot on a n+gga head lookin’ like a pimple
i got sh+t on my b+lls and i never ever wash it
sm+gm+ on me, got the cheese, wallace & gromit, ayy
i’m in her mouth, n+gga, call me a toothpick
goin’ r+t+rded on the beat, duh, duh, i’m goin’ stupid
happy birthday, she gon’ give me birthday s+x
rhino pills, honey packs strapped up, don’t gotta check
couldn’t get to first base, lasted only one sec
oh sh+t, even worse, i just broke my f+ckin’ bed, ayy
[verse 2: mc tech support scammer]
let’s start this off with the facts
i sh+t my pants last evening
pulled up on an opp block, and i started streaking
hit the meth pipe like cuh this sh+t got me tweaking
don’t matter, summer, spring
it be mc tech season
make sure that your hoe face is covered in my s+m+n
on amouranth twitch stream, watch that b+tch live streaming
all this money in my ban account got your b+tch leaking
i’ma f+ck with the door open like i was the weeknd
y’all don’t really f+ck with me, well, that’s fine
i’m looking at your hoe like she a penny, not a dime
then i hit the perc like 83 times
and then i go and hit it where the sun don’t shine

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