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mc who¿ - who am i lyrics

[intro – adlib: mc who¿]
you know, the other day, somebody asked me..
do i prefer to be called a rapper, or a musician?
i don’t really care
call me anything you like
just don’t call me late for dinner!

[verse 1: mc who¿]
yo
people always get my name wrong
i don’t really understand man because my name is only five letters long
they call me heaps of names like gary, carl, scott and jon
even though it shits me i’ve resigned myself to play along
doesn’t matter if it’s written down for guidance
shit, i mean they even fucked the spelling on my license!
they joke at work that i’m a one man mob
i got called elizabeth and i still did my fucking job!
so now questions pertaining to my name
are answered with a stratagem to keep me entertained
i profess to be an arbitrary moniker like james
but much to my vexation they still call me fucking wayne!
nothing ever works so i’ll take it on the chin
acquiescingly i now portray a walking talking pseudonym
who’s the rapper with euphonious verbosity
if you rebuke my method, i don’t care, you’re not the boss of me

[hook: mc who¿]
i’m nameless
also shameless
so smart other rappers sound brainless
i’m stepping up to rid the game of its lameness
and break the mold because i’m sick of all the sameness
i’m nameless
blessed with greatness
top shelf material keeps flowing out my -n-s
so my aim is to make myself famous
and do it all without you knowing what my name is!

[verse 2: mc who¿]
middle aged broken man my stride’s a little staggered
i’m so fucking stylin’ though you’ll think it’s just my swagger
people love my moves
they say they’re really sick
shit, i can fold myself in half and suck my own d-ck!
well not really
that’s actually just a myth
truth is my geriatric moves are kinda shit
i can execute this k!ller move anytime i sit
where i lean in one direction and i dislocate my hip!
it’s a mix of choreography and old man groove
but everybody loves it cos it’s literally a hip move!
see what i did there? literary masterstroke
grammatically correct and delectably an equivoque
my lexicon and cadence are superlative anomalies
linguistically delicious like molecular gastronomy
conceivably not everyone will comprehend my stanza
but you should know by now that i’m the boss like tony danza!

[hook: mc who¿]

[adlib: mc who¿]
you know i even got called adolf once!
for real!
i swear i’ve got more names than even snoop doggy lion zilla

[verse 3: mc who¿]
imagine if i had a name like jimmy recard
i bet you’d still fuck it up and call me something like drapht
so instead of trying to teach you to remember what my name is
i’m here to demonstrate exactly where my game is
my sk!lls could pay the bills, that is absolutely true
if you battle me expect a verbal murder to ensue
step on stage and bring your friends
i’ll take your whole crew
because who is your daddy
and this is what i do!
my vernacular attack will fucking smack you like a dirty whore
spectacular, like dracula on crack you’re always craving more
you lack the knack to rap because you’re slack so go and practice more
now pack your sack and take your cr-p and back right out the door you bore
you make me want to snore
you really want some more?
all of your material was written by hodor!
you want a rhyme buster? who’s the one you call
cos the magic mirror knows who’s the fairest of them all!

[hook: mc who¿]

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