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meat man - meaty d lyrics

[intro]
h+llo alexander
goth boy clique
f+ck you mom i’m listening to meat man!
murder on the beat so it’s not nice
if young metro don’t trust you i’m+
woah kenny!
we found one, a real one…uh g+gotta go man
you’re toxic

[verse 1: d money]
+verse for meat man
aaah geez rick, it’s meat man
hope you liked my morty impression
d+d+d+d+d money, on the beat, you know it

people call me d money, cause i get all the money
the b+tches love the d, so i get all the honey
i don’t own a gun because i am a liberal
all hail meat man, for his music is formidable
i be layin in bed, eating a ham sandwich
getting a ham job with her sand
’till i don’t know which way i’m goin no more
call me peanut b+tter, cause i be k!llin people
only with peanut allergies bc ion really like them
(oh no!)
b+tch said she got an onion issue, she got onion in her shoes
lucky i can’t smell, i probably would’ve died, pu
lemme pull up discord real quick
gotta message some people
gonna leak classified documents and
get assassinated by the cia
(one sec, my mom’s calling)

[verse 2: d money]
i recently experienced testicular torsion
sh+t hurted so bad, i went in thord porson
girlfriend left me for a dude name richard
thought she was a lesbian turns out she just wanted d+ck
(grandma screaming)
shut up grandma i’m trying to record for meat man
meat man, put a goofy sound effect here
thanks

[verse 3: d money, meat man]
just saw the barbie movie
sh+t made me h+lla uncomfortable
can’t rhyme nothing with uncomfortable just comfortable
never f+ck around on roblox, i acted like markiplier
some kid leaked meat man and is personal info in chat
sh+t wasn’t fire (oh no!)
if you are feeling bad, you should really [stay inside]
you don’t wanna spread that to other people or they [are gonna die]
for those parts just put like my other song
i’ll send you the link (okay)
went to my bank to discuss a fraudulent purchase
turns out someone stole my credit card
call me nightmare foxy the way
i be there when she opens her closet
guess what fellas, i’m not comin out of the closet
there’s bouta be an amen, but not in the holy way you think
i’m+in 3 dudes holey asses, i just be f+ckin twinks
d+mn i’ve been here a while, i think its time for meat man now
see yall in the next one, d money out+out+out
[interlude: meat man, kazoo]
(meat man is coming)
so i’ve been+i’ve been thinking about telling you for
for a little bit now, you know?
okay?
i think+i think i’m ready to+to uh
come out of the closet, you know?
come out of the what?
come out of the closet, you know?
what are you talking about?
like…g+y
you’re g+y?
i mean…yeah

[verse 4: meat man]
well i guess you know what time it is
meat man flow smooth like p+ss
d money on the beat but i didn’t pay him
in this economy paychecks looking grim
feel like i’m in fortnite battle royale
the way everybody in pain like root c+n+l
who up wonking their w+lly right now?
you know im eating chocolate like xiaolongbao
futa glamrock chica makin me go meow
did i just come out on the track?
he/them in the bio, don’t give me flack
cuz he get them bills like blackjack
i could have my gucci on
next thing you know, in the forest like a fawn
getting madder and madder as i get more paper
cuz you’re built like a cheese grader
but i won’t stop there
not by the chin on my hairy hair hair
meat man be like santa claus
old and white, but i got slay b+lls
i mean slay like rupaul slay not like
santa sleigh you know?
okay lets run it back
wanted in 52 states for a variety of crimes
ranging from murder to doin it for the vines
evading the cops during my spree
feel like ezra miller if he was in dragon ball z
cuz i got that perfect cell
all the hoes calling even when im in jail
but im out in a flash
cuz those cops get s+xy when they see my cash
back to futa chica tho
that thing bigger than a 2 floor condo
lost in the sauce like where’s waldo
i could never be like dr. seuss
cuz i’m not racist towards asians
there’s one guy i know who should be hanging from a noose
but that’s for another track when i let my second album loose
(f+ck chippy)
seriously though, that guy sucks
you thought i was done?
put you up for adoption, you ain’t my son
shoutout to all the orphans though
if you a lil boy hit me up doe
take you to my farm, shovel all the snow
because i can’t let the cops know
for legal reasons this is a joke
meat man would never mess around with a little artichoke
well i messed up, wanted in 53 states now
time to fill up my cup and say meat man out

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