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meatbag & machine - my roomba summoned satan lyrics

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[verse 1]
i just wanted tidy floors
nothing scary, nothing more
hit the b+tton, here it comes
cleaning dust, and hair, and crumbs

[verse 2]
but it started drawing lines
perfect circles, arcane signs
candles lit without a spark…
and then the house went really dark

[pre+chorus]
now there’s sulfur in the kitchen
claw marks in the den
pretty sure my vacuum cleaner
let the devil in

[chorus]
my roomba summoned satan
now my soul is on the line
he’s got contracts so forsaken
and he’s wanting me to sign
yeah my roomba summoned satan
but my soul’s not for the takin’
if he thinks i can be shaken
then he must be mistaken
[verse 3]
he’s made my la+z+boy his home
he calls it his big leather throne
he’s haunting me from dusk to dawn
i want this evil spirit gone

[verse 4]
i’ve gathered priests and exorcists
nothing seems to do the trick
won’t you leave my house please
mr. mephistopheles?

[pre+chorus]
i lit some sage, i rang some bells
i tried latin spells
he’s settled in and won’t back down
what can i do now?

[chorus]
my roomba summoned satan
now my soul is on the line
he’s got contracts so forsaken
and he’s wanting me to sign
yeah my roomba summoned satan
but my soul’s not for the takin’
if he thinks i can be shaken
then he must be mistaken
[verse 5]
i sprinkled salt all on the ground
bought every rabbit’s foot i found
still no luck, is this my best?
get rid of my unholy guest

[verse 6]
i just thought up a clever trick
i’ll have this devil out so quick
it’s so nuts, it just might work
but if it fails i’ll go berserk

[pre+chorus]
oh beelzebub’s been watching me
evil as can be
i’ve only got one chance to win
let the show begin

[chorus]
my roomba summoned satan
now my soul is on the line
he’s got contracts so forsaken
and he’s wanting me to sign
yeah my roomba summoned satan
but my soul’s not for the takin’
if he thinks i can be shaken
then he must be mistaken
[bridge]
i flipped the roomba, hit reverse
undoing magic, breaking curse
old lucy screamed and vanished fast
that demon mess is in the past

[final chorus]
my roomba summoned satan
but it all worked out just fine
he had contracts so forsaken
and he wanted me to sign
yeah my roomba summoned satan
but my soul’s not for the takin’
he thought i could be shaken
oh boy he was mistaken

- meatbag machine lyrics

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