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meatbag & machine - no one looks cute at the dmv lyrics

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[verse 1]
woke up early, did my hair
practiced my smile, picked what to wear
took a deep breath, walked inside
feeling cute, it’s time to shine!

[verse 2]
flash went off—eyes half+closed
somehow my face struck a tragic pose…
like i just got evicted from a gas station lot
like a sleep+deprived criminal’s ugly mugshot

[chorus]
no one looks cute at the dmv
why did the camera do this to me?
doesn’t matter if you’re a pyt
you’re stuck with that photo ’til 2033!

[verse 3]
the dude in front blinked—he got a redo
but when i asked, thеy just said “shoo!”
now i’ve got a license i gotta prеsent
that makes me look like i pay no rent

[verse 4]
sat in that chair for three whole hours
watched a man eat a sandwich he pulled from his trousers
i’ve been waiting here longer than i can count
by time i leave, i’ll qualify for a senior discount
[chorus]
no one looks cute at the dmv
why did the camera do this to me?
doesn’t matter if you’re a pyt
you’re stuck with that photo ’til 2033!

[verse 5]
i’ve been here so long, i’m losing the fight
that photo’s my future, and it’s not looking bright
i tried to fix it, but the damage is done
guess i’ll just embrace it—no escaping this one

[bridge]
i tried tilting my head, they said “sit still,”
tried a small smirk, now i look a bit ill
if i get pulled over, i know it’s true—
the cop’s gonna ask, “ma’am… is this you?”

[chorus]
no one looks cute at the dmv
why did the camera do this to me?
doesn’t matter if you’re a pyt
you’re stuck with that photo ’til 2033!

- meatbag machine lyrics

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