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mel brooks - i wanna be a producer lyrics

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the accountants:
unhappy…unhappy..very unhappy
unhappy…unhappy…
very very very very very
very very unhappy

leo:
i spend my life accounting
with figures and such
the accountants:
unhappy
leo:
to what is my life amounting
it figures, not much
the accountants:
unhappy
leo:
i have a secret desire
hiding deep in my soul
it sets my heart afire
to see me in this role

i wanna be a producer
with a hit show on broadway
i wanna be a producer
lunch at sardi’s every day
i wanna be a producer
sport a top hat and a cane
i wanna be a producer
and drive those chorus girls insane!

i wanna be a producer
and sleep until half-past two
i wanna be a producer
and say, “you, you, you, not you”
i wanna be a producer
wear a tux on op’ning nights!
i wanna be a producer
and see my name “leo bloom” in lights!

chorus girls:
he wants to be a producer
of a great big broadway smash
he wants to be a producer
ev’ry pocket stuffed with cash
he wants to be a producer
pinch our cheeks ’til we cry
chorus girl #1:
ouch!
chorus girl #2:
eek!
chorus girl #3:
ooh!
chorus girl #4:
oh!
chorus girl #5:
ahh!
chorus girl #6:
yes!
chorus girls:
he wants to be a producer
with a great big casting couch! ooh!

leo:
i wanna be…
chorus girls:
he wants to be…
leo:
i wanna be…
chorus girls:
he wants to be…

leo:
i wanna be the greatest, grandest
and most fabulous producer in the world

chorus girls:
he wants to dine with a d-ch-ss and a duke

leo:
i just gotta be a producer
drink champagne until i puke
chorus girls:
drink champagne ’til he pukes!

leo:
i wanna be a producer
show the world just what i’ve got
i’m gonna put on shows
that will enthrall ’em
chorus girls & leo:
read my name in winch-ll’s column!
leo:
i wanna be a producer
’cause it’s everything i’m not

the accountants:
unhappy…unhappy…

leo:
i wanna be a producer…
wait a minut x 2 hold everything! x 2
mr. bialystock was right!
there is a lot more to me than there is to me!
stop the world, i wanna get on!

i’m gonna be a producer
girls:
he’s gonna be a producer
look out broadway, cause here i come!!

- mel brooks lyrics

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