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mel mcdaniel - plastic girl lyrics

[verse 1]
well i knew had to have her
and i sent off in the mail
when i saw her picture in that magazine
and when the postman brought her
i thrilled when i blew up
the prettiest plastic girl you’ve ever seen

well i called my new girl wendy
and wendy blew my mind
’cause no one ever had her before me
and girls like that are gettin’
awful hard to find
so i plan to keep her till eternity

[chorus]
oh she’s a life+sized wife+sized
full+grown blow+up plastic girl
and ain’t nothin’ missin’
and she’s more than just a friend
and she never has a headache
or bad breath
when we’re kissin’
and she’s there when you need her
and she doesn’t have a dog
and her skin is as smooth as a pearl
she’s a life+sized wife+sized
full+grown blow+up plastic girl
[verse 2]
now i didn’t tell n0body
except my best friend earl
’cause you can’t trust just anyone you see
and every night when i came home
all tired from makin’ pizza
wendy would be waitin’ there for me

and she always left me breathless
every time i blew her up
oh the way that she filled out that see+through gown
and my ego got inflated
every time that she did
’cause i felt sure she needed me around

[chorus]
oh she’s a life+sized wife+sized
full+grown blow+up plastic girl
and she’s more than just a friend
and she never has a headache
or bad breath
when we’re kissin’
and she’s there when you need her
and she doesn’t have a dog
and her skin is as smooth as a pearl
she’s a life+sized wife+sized
full+grown blow+up plastic girl
[verse 3]
one night i came home anxious
with wendy on my mind
and it broke my heart in two
when i walked in
and found the one i always thought would always be just mine
laying there with earl, my best friend

well i never dreamed that wendy
would be the cheatin’ kind
and i didn’t think that earl would let me down

but you don’t know what can happen in these mixed+up times
’cause there sure are lots of weirdos runnin’ ’round

[chorus]
oh she’s a life+sized wife+sized
full+grown blow+up plastic girl
cause she was more than just a friend
and she never had a headache
or bad breath
when i would kiss her
but a man must have his pride
so i can’t take her back now
not after catchin’ her with earl
oh my life+sized wife+sized
full+grown blow+up plastic girl
my plastic girl

- mel mcdaniel lyrics

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