
mennipings - romanian type shit lyrics
[intro]
attention everyone
the following bars might give you romanian brainrot
side effects include, excessive stealing
got it?
aight
[verse 1]
i got a band, the trumpets insane
im making the bands, like a video game
dont go near me, im a swag attacker
im far too high of the vin de casa
im losing my sanity over the beat
these f+cker’s dont ever know bout my habits
my b+ll+cks are bigger than chiftele
she riding me while i watch animat planet
i dont give a f+ck cuz i dont need a room
i dont need a house and i dont need a tomb
im like an antenna the way i look dumb
i go from a 3 to a 2 to a 1
i gotten myself some cheap ass glasses
my linguriţă’s really neat
my bead jewelry look like eggs
i bit into one and i broke my t++th
im spitting utter flames, like im on the flakka
i saw some guy’s gagică, she crazy like șoșoacă
i took a peek at her gură, she got holes like a ceaușescu
my heart was beating fast, like im vadim tudor corneliu
he stood in front of my face, before he wacked me in the b+lls
i clench my fist in rage, as i fallen onto the floor
“oh sh+t, im cooked” but losing to that pr+ck would be wack
grabbed a knife and i cut his heart out like the centre of the communist flag
[verse 2]
walked up to the woman (yuh)
and she couldn’t resist (yuh)
and then out of nowhere (yuh)
she randomly gave me a kiss (huh)
“yea i have to get going, i promise that i’ll be back” (yuh, yuh)
so i dipped from there, and i went straight to my flat (yuh, yuh)
they stolen my fridge (nah)
they stolen my onions (nah!)
they stolen my washing machine (nah!)
and they stolen my oven (h+ll nah!)
băsescu is bald (bald!)
emil boc eats slop (slop!)
i dont f+ck with udrea (f+ck!)
though she’s kinda hot (hear me out though)
yeaaaaaa… im in the danube streets (aye)
dont even think im in hungary, cuz i wouldn’t have reached my peak (aye)
motherf+ckers ain’t like me, cuz they dont got no mission (aye)
im robbing all of this sh+t, just like the average politician (aye)
sipping on that wine, that sh+t is simply the best (woo!)
dont give a f+ck about the french variant, i’d rather go to the vets (aye)
i put my big ass b+lls, into the beat, b+tch i invest (aye)
im on the train from chișinău to bucharest!
[outro]
hahahahaha
yeah romanian type sh+t man
shoutout zdob și zdub
and um, pasha parfeni
aight
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