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meta gengo rap battles, metastarva & legengo - mulan vs. rey lyrics

mulan (0:15)
no disney princess title could make this maiden the fairest!
best hand in the win, abandon this battle just like your parents!

rey (0:25)
umm… excuse me
listen, miss! my first order’s for you to give up ‘fore you start
cause crossdressing to joan the war? such an overdone story arc!

mulan (0:32):
let’s get down to business; you never should have spoken!
cause you’re surely past your prime for this force to have awoken!
see, i ride with the dragons, while you’rе riding on nostalgia
you’re more suited for ballеt, it seems you’re quite the light balancer
when it comes to your continuation, i had high new hopes
but a magic mirror of luke is what your reflection shows!
you’ll be seeing stars, for it seems this girl hasn’t got clue
that i man up, stand up, rap, and defeat huns like you!
dollface bolted into action, thought that she had heard her call
but those two disses alone have brought dishonor to us all!

rey (1:06):
either r2+d+chew on my dust or lay your swords, and stay far!
claiming remakes, but you don’t even show up on my rey+dar!
i won’t succumb to your methods! now i know what the jedi meant!
with your out+of+order storyline just like your gender: bent
call it origami with how the master is folding fools!
first place is always rey; my personal golden rule!
skirmish with jedi? you and your skirt take one step further
with less annoying pings on discord, i won’t hesitate to server!
i’m a girl worth fighting, i’ll face off with this lost stooge!
rey will leave you as red as ren’s saber, mulan rouge!
your legend holds no royalty, and you can’t hold a candle
what do you expect when trying to hold up your father’s mantle?
mulan (1:48):
trying to gain a win? that’s not how the force works, rey
i aced my training, while you couldn’t survive the first day!
you won’t last, jedi! your franchise is feeling old
wrestling with your feelings like a mental rey mysterio!
(be a man!)
for your force has been swept up by this rap typhoon!
(igniting fire!)
strong enough to light up the dark sides of moons!
[quick:]
no schezwan needed to spit molten raps!
cause packed with a set of quick, balanced attacks
this horrible protag falls to a crash
and then your millenium falcon is trashed!

rey (2:16):
you’re losing this bout and your temper, so pack up, go home, you’re through
disappointment’s nothing new; especially with mulan 2
succumb to one more avalanche, slipping down an icy slope…
best stick to your vhs tape, for i’m a blu+rey of hope!
all your friends combined can’t leave your masculinity equaled!
i’ll end this showdown since we know you come up short in sequels!
do more sprawls, climb up walls, your chances continue falling
dragging dragons to get your drag+on? your race is rupauling!

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