mic masters alliance - dizaster vs marv won ii lyrics
[marv won]
i’m one of the best n+ggas doing this
on god, that’s on the crow
straight to the sandals
and you?
boy, you nothing more but another trophy piece for the case or the mantle
it’s about to get spooky for you, n+gga
can’t you see my face in the candles?
’cause this is the year i said stop f+cking around, marvin
and now everyone will be made an example
for example: waddup bashir?
your entire career, yeah you know, you look at me as a big bro
even when people tell me to watch out for your crazy attitude
and how you was borderline schizo
i was so happy for you and gtx
but then i noticed how your engagement started to get low
and i said, “it’s cool, he’ll be back”
i mean, this ain’t the first time he lost to the crypto (crip though)
i watched geechi beat the hummus out of you
and you and you walked away humbly
and i think that was the birth of this new person that stands in front of me
you realize that your words no longer had sting
you was like a dead bumblebee
and then i brought a cow, boy
and this town is big enough for the both of us
cue the tumbleweeds
these f+cking dweebs
think that battling you is so effing brave
then the weapon raised
and i shut a party down, i don’t get to f and rave
your career is barely treading water
i’m low key surfing on my second wave
i’m a persistent neighbor
if you miss this first pistol
i’m gonna work real hard to make sure you see this second wave
but you know me, though
this gun older than me: it’s a 44
you been talking all this loyalty sh+t
at some point, you going to have to show me bro
the homies know, you f+cking right i should have made that list for cody, yo
but here i am, letting another square dance in front of me
like it’s going to help my dough see dough
you are a big fable
and i always got the scoop like a big ladle
that’ll help me pin an op
after i spin the block like a big dreidel
just ’cause you from the middle east don’t make you a soldier, boy
oh, he think you the big draco
well, you’ll need a superman after i burn this building down
yeah this waco
all battlers got for me is fat jokes
like that sh+t hot
like every woman they’ve ever seen me with wasn’t at the tip top
like i don’t get respect from the people that they respect inside of hip hop
they be so braggadocious about being in better shape than me just to still f+ck around and get shot
watch what you spitting careless
’cause i will lift and air this
they brought me to utah to coach this boy up
they should have just call me rick majerus
shouts to the utes
you see this pretty little thing?
she gonna inherit it at all
yeah, this b+tch an aries
let’s shoot a movie, i got sticks everywhere
yeah, this is the blair witch
i couldn’t even tell people i was gon’ wash you
because you obviously hate baths
some of the numbers just weren’t adding up
and then i was like, “well, he obviously hates math”
i was going to show y’a ll my data, but he obviously hates graphs
it’s like your body is battling your religion because you obviously hate calves
[dizaster]
low blow
[marv won]
oh, that’s not true, it’s not a low blow
oh, uh uh uh (stutters)
look, this is three days ago
yeah now you’re walking broke
and your bald+headed ass got to talk to the goat
that’s f+cking stephen jackson and the light skinned n+gga
now i’m here for all the smoke
shouts to matt barnes
i’m making so much noise above you that you should look alarmed
diz, i got a whole lot of talent, i’m not just getting by on my look and charms
they say if you can’t stand the heat, man, i’ll be in the kitchen cooking calm
it’s crazy, he was booked to stand in front of a crooked i, now it’s a crooked arm
this pal of mine helped me to get to the scratch like calamine
i say, he been sayin’ my name for years, i can smell the obsession on him like calvin klein
i say all these call that you’ve been puttin’ up, they’ve been trying to steal my heart like it’s valentine’s
but it’s really hard to pray for peace anywhere else when my neighborhood look like palestine
diz, i got n+ggas who got demons they can’t shake
they panic and have panic attacks after they attacks, and that’s something they can’t fake
i know literal vegans who are in the middle of beef that they can’t taste it
and they ran from cops because they don’t care if you plant+based, they’ll still plant base
i’m not going to take all this time to sit up here and bash you, dizaster
but i just feel there’s questions that only i’m qualified to ask you, disaster
like one: how come everybody who started after you passed you, disaster?
and two: how you think you gon’ flood our hoods when nothing about you is natural, disaster?
he cannot win, n+gga you belly flopped outta everybody’s top ten
shut up
he’s not even from cali, it’s crazy
he cannot win, n+gga you belly flopped outta everybody’s top ten
what’s the point. god?
if i battle this anti+vaxxer in utah
will it help my stock, then?
he don’t get it, he’s nothing but hot takes and cold edits
i mean we leave him alone, but then he just go find rhetoric to pick and roll with it
i want y’all to know that this elite
i don’t want anybody to think that this is beef
this is what happens when you get two warriors in the colosseum to compete
the saurus told me, “marv, you got to take the serious, this is heat”
and i said, “i appreciate the advice, but i think i’ma just run with this pistol, pete”
everybody think it’s a game until i play
then they ask when the war end
but i’m stuck in my ways, i don’t need more friends
it’s a hundred in the drum, and i’m a let 70s show like eric foreman
of course, you bullied your way on this salt lake card
maybe you just want to battle in front of more men (mormon)
i’m a motherf+ckin’ legend, n+gga
you crazy dude, i’m a real detroit n+gga
and i just brought them 380s through
and the last thing he gon’ see is that d
over that navy blue
like n+gga, look what you made me do
[dizaster]
look at him standing over there gracefully like a humble care bear
and he’s aware, he knows that i care for him
’cause in real life, we’re friends
so in the future, i’m gonna be there for him
but in the present, i have to bury him
and since the present is a gift
we also get to take it back like native americans
listen up, my fellow nerds
just ’cause he’s from the street doesn’t mean you have to be scared of him
if he’s a wild beast enough taming him
if he gets out of line
then i’m gonna knock him out of his air force ones like harrison
i know i’ve been rushing to get on board this stage
so i could punch on the same plane with him
it ain’t fat jokes
today, i got some different sh+t to say to him
so when i prepared for this, i took all of my different beefs and separated them
i did meal preparations
i made it to where the chances of him getting his weight up are very slim
pay attention, i’m just setting the stage so i can wear him thin
hence, in a strange way, today will be the first day of me training him
man, he’s just going through a really bad phase
i’ll take this kid and embarrass him like mr. garrison hit his garrison
with a 50 cal and leave his ass all over the place like dan bilzerian’s d+mn instagram page
f+ck your gun bars, marvin
and since we friends, i’m only tell you one time then
you went from having charisma and being funny when you punch lining
to becoming the subject of those that are subject to gun violence
every other round, how your snub firing
he just told us how he’s gonna 100 round drum line it
cut it out, marv
if you got a donut magazine, it’s an actual donut magazine
stop f+cking lying
yeah, you got this one style that you stuck and confined in
dawg, i would have to become the battle rap equivalent to drunk driving
to possibly suck like him
so bad where i would swerve out of the lane that was custom designed for being on the upside in
yeah, because i can talk about guns all day, just like him
oh, how i could paint a vivid picture of me out there front lining’
i got a gun so big
[crowd]
how big is it?
[dizaster]
i got a gun so big
[crowd]
how big is it?
it’ll feel like you in sierra leone
i like you’re out in the mud mining
when i pull up by him
put a slug in your stomach side
and burn a hole through your gut linin’
and have you look like you’re throwing up blood diamonds
i’m from california, where the sun’s shining
you’re from where everyone’s dying
floods risin’, thunder and mud strikin’
so. when he says he’s tough
i believe him because he’s actually from a rough climate
his homies are on the block screaming, “f+ck the environment”
so, to summarize this
he once was shining back when he was his funny self
there was nothing like him
you swapped all your clever puns and lines with guns and knives
and you try to justify them
that’s when your personality became subdivided
instead of sticking to your real guns, marv
you became so undecided
he doesn’t realize the whole time
that he was the other guy that was stuck inside him
like shutter island
i know you hear the lack of fat jokes
that’s because, you know, i have a nice pen
you know, i ain’t like them
but i’m disaster, they hold me to high standards how i write them
let’s try some science, ight then
you’re so overweight, when you rotate you make like bend
but i digress, because no matter what i do, you’ll always have the slight edge
because everything you do in life seems to be viewed through the eyes of a wide lens
yo, this f+cking sucks
after everything we’ve been through together, this is how your life ends
out here, in utah, embarrassing emmerson kennedy in front of all of his white friends
got emmerson like, “what? [?], marvin, you were supposed to do that for us”
and marvin looks back at him and says, “f+ck!”
yo, why are you mad
even if you weren’t battling, you were coming out here
so you should be happy right now
because my drive is the only reason you’re standing here
and not over there with some fans in the crowd standing around
look, even though you’re way older than me
i’m the one bridging the gap between your hands in the crowd
so no matter how backwards it sounds to you
i’m the real bloodline passing it down
shouts out the mic masters, though
they brought my favorite wooly mammoth in town
so if you happen to be out and see him standing his ground
it’s not because he’s in attack mode
it’s because he’s too fat now, and he can’t move around
fat guy! i’ve been wanting to say that the whole round
i’m going to put marv on a human scale
but there’s not enough room for a quadruple uberxl
he can’t go to the mall anymore, for you that’s far as h+ll
so, it counts as a public service
’cause n0body wants to see a f+cking walking beluga whale
go shopping at bloomingdales
to be honest, dawg
you’re just another chinese spy balloon that failed
wait, wait, i’m not calling him that because he’s overweight
i’m saying that because he’s been traveling his whole life
going unnoticed from state to state
i need you to try to listen
consider this food for thought, now
i am your dietician
hieroglyphics, anunnaki writing
rhyme style out of this world like zecharia sitchin
the files of gaia
i’m alien like aligned with your satellite positions
i cause problems and i solve them
through a hegelian dialectic
now that’s over most people’s heads
but that’s how i aim to apply my methods
but we’re getting towards the end
so, this is the part i have a message
peace, love, and respect… b+tch
but for real, it signifies the way him and i are connected
we’re all intertwined in this blip of time
through infinite strings and lines
if you’re affected, marv, than i’m affected
so, i want you to know right now
you are deeply appreciated and you are highly respected
i cherish your energy
no, i know most battle rappers are egocentric
and this ain’t a compliment battle
so, i know you probably won’t expect this
but in 2003 when you battled em
i was barely even a speck
already looking up to someone
who is already fully developed on some vet sh+t
around that time, i only respected mtv
’cause of you and swan and quest clips
your regular coke sh+t was the best sh+t
and to be honest, yeah, i dropped an n+bomb in boston
and you the only one who said sh+t
in retrospective, instead of talking back
i should have shut my dumb ass up and showed you the respect
’cause you’re the one that stepped up with no one else did
i’m sorry, marv
everyone thinks i’m the goat
when i’m the one standing here with the real legend
and i have integrity
so a win against him isn’t a win for me
if i have to get offensive
i just want to say, marv, i f+cking love you
i know this hasn’t been done before in a battle
but come here, you fat motherf+cker, i’ma hug you
you see this? oh, hold on, hold on
cause this is nothing new
this is what brothers do
yeah, it might seem weird
but me, i feel comfortable
i just want you to know i’m being completely sincere
when i say i genuinely feel
a big part of the reason i’m even here
is because of you
in conclusion, even if they say they want you to win the battle
after what you’ve done for us
i got so much love for you that i also want you to
listen bro, i know when you found a pat, he hit you below the belt
and some of it was hostile to say
but i know for a fact, if you could talk to him today
this is the type of sh+t he would’ve wanted to say
so, before i’m gone, i wanna say
god forbid something happened to my boy after this hour
i could be at least this more rested in my conscious
knowing i got to hand you your flowers
rest in peace pat stay
and black power
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