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michael dorman - monster hand lyrics

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my sweet mom made me get
my two fingers put back on
my dad’s allowing that
p-ss-ng out ’cause he’s a little bit afraid of her

and i don’t wanna have a monster hand
but he’s got a point about the people who are following me
and with my fake names on the radar
i still have a middle finger

but i know i’m gonna have
additional jellyfish trouble
i gotta start working on a nursery rhyme
center my focus so i don’t disclose
cl-ssified information under anesthetic
it’s a technique we use
but i’m probably not gonna be any good at it
’cause i’m exhausted

little jack horner sat in the corner
and a spider diddled something with his thumb
and all the mother f-ckers couldn’t put him back together
think the dish did something with the spoon

with a moo moo here, knick knack paddy whack
if a woodchuck could chuck some f-ckin’ wood
hickory d-ckory, diddle diddle
bah bah monkey, black sheep in the middle

old macdonald had a farm
and he f-cked up his farmer head
cracked his sh-ll… what the h-ll?
i don’t know… what?

hmmmmmm…..
whaaaat?
fuuuuuuuck

- michael dorman lyrics

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