michel legrand - prosecutor's song lyrics
(the prosecutor emerges from under isabelle’s balcony.)
[prosecutor]
i always bolt the door
in case she flies the coop
you see, i’m not a total nincomp++p
she is twenty+six
and i am forty+two
and so i lock her in
well, wouldn’t you?
best to keep your chattels
under lock and key
best to guard your private property
if i found some dog
was sniffing ’round my wife
then i’d send the b+st+rd down for life
nonetheless, i must confess
i slip away at half past ten
oh, by the way, did i convey
that i’m the prosecutor general?
isabelle is sweet
and does her best to please
but still, i have my secret fantasies
someone who can cook
and moves a bit in bed
that’s what i imagine in my head
having wined and dined
perhaps i might consort with ladies of the night
and find a floozy who can order me about
someone with stilettos and a whip
who’ll make me grovel, make me strip
and as i’m taunted and abused
i can resemble the accused
who’s in the dock
a+tremble at his fate
i’ll cower like a common reprobate
every single time
i’m beaten by a wh0re
i go to court and even up the score!
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