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mickey avalon - baddest mothafucka lyrics

[chorus]
what you get is what you see
so baby come and lay a kiss on me
and luckily, what i be, the baddest motherf-cker in history
what you get is what you see
so baby come and lay a kiss on me
and luckily, what i be, the baddest motherf-cker in history

[verse 1]
i lead top ends in single bands
see my name in lights all over town
where wolves come out when the sun go down
i got b-lls so big they hit the ground
faster than a bullet out the tommy gun
my c-ck got the silent sound
riding on the back of a dinosaur
make the sky turn blue like heisenberg
light a match on top of a moving train
keep my cigarette lit in the pouring rain
got a stable of hoes, no ball and chain
and they all look just like lois lane
yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum
i ain’t wearing nothing but a condom on
i’ll kick your -ss ’til kingdom come
’cause i’m all fresh out of bubble gum

[verse 2]
boy, i’m badder than leroy brown
my baby bad will shoot you down
p-ss me the mic and i’ll rock the crown
i could still look tough in a wedding gown
harder than a vietnam veteran
i take trick nine like medicine
i’m so high off of phentermine
if the police knock don’t let ’em in
i could hold my breath in the boiling bath
and i ain’t slip yet for a year and a half
top of the mountain with a snake and staff
i saw the lord and tried not to laugh
chitty-chitty bang-bang, what you gonna do
when the av comes and f-ck you up the -ss with the broom?
three little piggies tried to run out the zoo from the big bad wolf in the sheep-skin suit

- mickey avalon lyrics

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