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mickey avalon - the handyman lyrics

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[chorus]
who you gonna call when you need a hand?
mickey avalon, the handyman
and who the motherf-cker with the tube in his pants?
mickey avalon, the handyman
who you gonna call when you need a hand?
mickey avalon, the handyman
and who the motherf-cker with the tube in his pants?
mickey avalon, the handyman

[verse 1]
pipe’s clogged? call me up
1-800-love-to-f-ck
take cash, take card
take the fat -ss, and take charge
bee bop a loola, shim shim cheri
she brought the bacon, i brought the beef
mickey tickey time bomb 1,2,3
pop off like a molotov in your jeans
she’s bursting at the seams
so thick and filled with cream
some sh-t you’ve never seen
she’s only seventeen

[chorus]
who you gonna call when you need a hand?
mickey avalon, the handyman
and who the motherf-cker with the tube in his pants?
mickey avalon, the handyman
who you gonna call when you need a hand?
mickey avalon, the handyman
and who the motherf-cker with the tube in his pants?
mickey avalon, the handyman

[verse 2]
lights out, i’m your man
two girls, one hand
no shoes, no pants
me lose? no chance
living on the edge of the devils d-ck
sucking out milk on medusa’s t-ts
call up daddy if you’re broken b-tch
the handyman’s gon’ fix that sh-t
she’s bursting at the seams
so thick and filled with cream
some sh-t you’ve never seen
she’s only seventeen

[chorus]
who you gonna call when you need a hand?
mickey avalon, the handyman
and who the motherf-cker with the tube in his pants?
mickey avalon, the handyman
who you gonna call when you need a hand?
mickey avalon, the handyman
and who the motherf-cker with the tube in his pants?
mickey avalon, the handyman

mickey avalon, the handyman

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