midnight tyrannosaurus - planet purge pt 2 lyrics
[intro: rick]
morty, agh! a f-cking amish b-tch shot me!
she tried to purge me, morty
you let your wiener do the walking and now i’m dead
[morty]
rick! she took the car!
[rick]
are you f-cking kidding me morty?
she took my car and the gun
we’re like the rest of these -ssholes now
we’re gonna get purged morty
help me up
[morty]
oh geez, geez
wait a minute rick, why don’t we just use your portal gun
[rick]
it’s in the car, dip–ss
heads up, rapists
well don’t just stand there morty
purge ’em
[amish girl]
wait, stop! please don’t k!ll me
i never intended to harm you i swear
i am trying to end the festival
[rick]
what do you mean
[amish girl]
i was going to use your ship to destroy the rich -ssholes that run our society
and save my people from the horrors of this yearly festival
[morty]
f-ck that, rick!
we gotta k!ll her
k!ll her
[rick]
what-
[morty]
k!ll her!
[rick]
geez, morty purge it down a little
[morty]
purge, don’t purge
you’re sending me mixed messages, rick!
[build: rick]
morty you’re acting like a freaking lunatic, calm down
[morty]
screw you rick!
i’ll purge you too you old rickety piece of cr-p
this has been a long time coming
i’m gonna rip your f-cking guts out and smear them all over your face!
[drop]
oh man
what are you doing?
a sequel
just hit a b-tton, morty
gimme a beat
oh geez, geez
disqualified
boo!
geez, wow morty
now you’re getting into it
[hook: rick]
hey you know what morty
why don’t we christen our squeaky clean windshield here
by watching a little of this purge through it
[morty]
what?!
no, what is your problem?!
[rick]
morty, grow up
if you don’t wanna watch, don’t watch
but it’s my car, so
also if you tell your mom about this i’ll purge you
[morty]
you’re the worst
and this planet is the worst
how can you be into this?
you know, people are gonna k!ll each other
[rick]
so what
you trying to sit here and tell me that if there’s a video online with someone getting decapitated you don’t click on it?
[morty]
no.. why would i do that?
you do that?
[rick]
i don’t, because it would bore me
i see sh-t like that for breakfast, morty
but if you don’t do it, i say it’s because of your own primal instincts
so you stuff ’em down and-
oh, oh! shh, shh, it’s starting!
[build: rick]
oh ho ho, here we go!
[morty]
i’m not watching
[rick]
yeah yeah, your medal’s in the mail
i’ma get a closer look
[morty]
oh ok, sure
and then someone’s gonna throw a rock and hit the car
and then we’re gonna crash and we’re gonna be stuck out there and it’s gonna be what we deserve
[rick]
yawn
that was… ok, yeah
that was gross
[drop]
what are you doing?
just hit a b-tton, morty
gimme a beat
disqualified
oh geez, geez
geez, wow morty
now you’re getting into it
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