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midwife crisis - myth of syphilis lyrics

i am a wannabe ronin
still bound to the code of the samurai
(bushido)
they’d make me disembowel myself
if i went and lived the live
(taquito)
i wanna live
free will is a myth
(you’re f-cked, dude)
so i’ll take a seat
til i lose my sh-t
like anikin in revenge of the sith
(star. wars.)
or like a mannequin
in the salem witch museum
(traumatic childhood)
i’ve got friends, but i don’t wanna see them
(antisocial)
cause i’m too ashamed
of being so goddam lame

so i’ll say “cool beans”
and flash the finger guns
’cause i’m living the dream, my dude
fake a smile
and crack an awful pun
with a happy-go-f-ck-you att-tude

i don’t mind being no one
(arya stark)
but i admit that it is no fun
(iggy pop)
to be the ross of your friend group
(f-cking d-ck)
you’re better off painting campbell’s soup
(warhol)
it’s hard to just relax
(lose your sh-t, dude)
get stoned and eat some scooby snacks
(sh-ggy)
and get down with a pseudo intellectual
(foucault)
spouting bullsh-t that he read in a textual book
but all i really wanna do
is beat up daniel cook
(former child star)

so i’ll say “cool beans”
and flash the finger guns
’cause i’m living the dream, my dude
fake a smile
and crack an awful pun
with a happy-go-f-ck-you att-tude

“every day is a holiday”
is a phrase that i can get behind
’cause it’s just cryptic language for
“i hate my job and i wanna die”

so i’ll say “cool beans”
and flash the finger guns
’cause i’m living the dream, my dude
fake a smile
and crack an awful pun
with a happy-go-f-ck-you att-tude

- midwife crisis lyrics

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