midwife crisis – the shakedown lyrics
[verse 1]
churning ice cream and disaronno
in the midst of dish pit h+ll
i’ll drink the leftover milkshake
til my gut churns as well
it’s getting hectic
i’ve detected
one day i’ll be diabetic
but i can’t afford to take a break
to focus on my health
[chorus]
if you find you’re craving dairy
at the burger joint downtown
a ten dollar milkshake
is a massive f+cking shakedown
but i’d like to say
we make the best shakes around
so i’d better take advantage of my free pass
to chug those f+ckers down
[verse 2]
if i were lactose intolerant
i’d find it just ridiculous
not to throw free milkshakes
and cops and politicians
i just can’t let
these concoctions go to waste
i’d rather see em smeared
all over doug ford’s face
with the chocolate drizzle dripping down
his ugly f+cking chin
onto his expensive suit
i’d consider that a win
[chorus]
if you find you’re craving dairy
at the burger joint downtown
a ten dollar milkshake
is a massive f+cking shakedown
but i’d like to say
we make the best shakes around
so i’d better take advantage of my free pass
to chug those f+ckers down
chug those f+ckers down
chug those f+ckers down
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