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mighty casey - liquorland lyrics

[chorus]
liquorland is a real nice place
now you might wanna visit but you don’t wanna stay
‘cuz if you stay the alcohol might take you under
and champagne dreams …?

p-ss the gin and tonic i’m a straight up alchoholic
‘cuz i drink a lot of beer and yo i smoke a lot of chronic
now i drink the old english while my speech is slurred
and i drink the everclear but my vision’s still blurred
i try to find religion started drinking st. ides
and i took a night train ‘cuz i needed a ride
i try to get molenko? gave my girl spanish fly
but now i chill with captain morgan and a pack of colt 45
i got a pet king cobra and a pet mad dog
budweiser taste like water so i killed the tree frog
and i’m chillin’ always jokin’, sippin’ rum and c-ke an’
and if i ain’t drinkin’ then you best believe i’m smokin’
i’m only 23 but yo i’ll never ever grow up
and i’m that crazy -ss rapper drinkin’ liquor ’til i throw up
on the floor then go to the store and get some more
a 40 couldn’t do it so i got a 64
so i got a little bent and i hopped up in the nova
but the police pulled me over and said “brother, is you sober?”
i looked him in the eye with a hand on my drink
let out a fat burp and said “man, what you think?”
the cop tried to make a brother walk in a line
so i threw him on the floor and i walked on his spine
then i kicked him in the chest and i dipped up in the car car
put the pedal to the medal i drink more vodka then a rock star
liquor got me feel like i’m ’bout to explode
and i’m switchin’ four lanes on a one lane road
[yeah i tried to quit liquor a while back
but my mother always told me “quitters are losers”
and i ain’t no loser]

[chorus]

and i’m highly educated, quite sophisticated
never been incarcerated still i stay intoxicated
and now i know the reason why i act this way
sippin’ alize on the way to aa
and if i can’t find a liquor then i won’t be disappointed
i’ll just smoke a coupla spliffs and act like i’m double jointed
i’m an absolut menace when i’m sippin on a smirnoff
put up like holyfield when tyson bit his ear off
i drink to remember and i drink to forget
i curse worse than a sailor with a case of tourrets
i spend a lot of time with jim beam and jacky daniels
and p-ss on more streets than pit bulls on c-cker spaniels
catch me sippin’ on a liquor thats harder than a lead pipe
i’m proud to be jamaican so i’m sippin crazy red stripe
looking for mighty casey? well i ain’t hard to reach
i’m with a s-xy margarita havin’ s-x on the beach
on the road doin’ 50 sippin 151
and when i ran out of gas i start run and i run
i hit the bar wreck like the witness in a car chase
and take more shots than pacino did in scarface
and before the night’s over i have a couple more drinks
i got knocked out in 90 seconds like that brother leon spinks
[haha know what i’m sayin’? i’m a winner right here and i won
know where i’m goin? i’m going to liquorland

- mighty casey lyrics

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