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mike absalom - royal borough blues lyrics

earl’s court, you’re not smelling as you ought
it’s a wonder i’ve not caught typhoid
though i do avoid the streets
where one meets with the brave st. freud
the dogs who do, the dustmen who don’t
and i live there but soon i won’t
cos i’ve got them royal borough blues
i’ve got them royal borough blues

earl’s court on a little notice bought
i found a notice that was short and sweet
miss whip would like to meet me and you
with the view to activities discreet
when i rang the number given
and i asked her what she did
her voice said on the third stroke
“it’ll cost you twenty quid”
i’ve got them royal borough blues
i’ve got them royal borough blues

earl’s court where my permit should have bought
a small parking place of sorts
but the ways of the council do amaze
i’m sorry, there’s a lorry
and it’s filling sixteen bays
when i said to the driver
“can you move your little truck off?”
he smiled at me sweetly
i’ve got them royal borough blues
i’ve got them royal borough blues
i’ve got them royal borough blues
i took my little kitten down to the launderette
in the old brompton road
they said “don’t put the cat in the washing machine
or you’ll get a sock in the puss”

- mike absalom lyrics

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