mike oxlong - max payne lyrics
[intro: dj humba]
beats starting off strong as f+ck
we just landed in las vegas, take your straps off b+tches!
[verse 1: mike oxlong & dj humba]
like arnold and jesse ventura, who in here has the big and stronger arm (uh+huh!)
i’m like bob marley holding this peace sign, come here but don’t mean no harm (is he right?)
these f+cking pigs ain’t met charlotte, later to meet their demise in the same farm (is he wrong?)
these disrespectful b+tches make me wanna k!ll again, but i ain’t changing instincts (uh+huh!)
say good+bye+byе+bye to hollywood son, repeat thе chorus from nsync (19!)
join inside the f+cking feel good inc. before your asses get f+cking extinct
holding protest signs like it’s 2004 again, mike spots it from the distance
run+ins with so many koto look alike’s, but can’t tell which one is the sumo
others bodyguards look like biggie, that is if you know
gambling like playing cards again, mike got the uno (uno!)
[chorus: mike oxlong & dj humba]
in this game, i’m the main character like max payne (yeah!)
when i’m done, mike celebrates with a bucket full of champagne
in this game, i’m the main character like max payne (yeah!)
when i’m done, mike celebrates with a bucket full of champagne
wait for your turn!
[verse 2: mike oxlong & dj humba]
when i die, bury mike inside the f+cking jewelry store (close!)
too f+cking bad i couldn’t find the dmc with the suicide doors (open!)
i’m like maradonna in this b+tch, the hand of god wouldn’t let you score
you know what they say, when it rains then it pours onto your corpse
remember when they closed forever 21 a year ago, i know it’s not nostalgia (open!)
me too, i’ll be the first word you hear in a bit like alpha (close!)
we been found the weakness for mike and other basketball players, its cramps
hitler and his n+z+ party couldn’t even blow me up, to do it i don’t need a tank
and i stand on eminem’s words, wait till’ i collapse (close!)
mike is super high off life, suddenly i missed the f+cking rehab (open!)
[chorus: mike oxlong & dj humba]
in this game, i’m the main character like max payne (yeah!)
when i’m done, mike celebrates with a bucket full of champagne
in this game, i’m the main character like max payne (yeah!)
when i’m done, mike celebrates with a bucket full of champagne
[verse 3: mike oxlong & dj humba]
successful enough for the true+star, opposite of a fiasco
first it was kids cuisine, now it’s del taco in el paso (it’s a munch!)
attended a met gala, so as a present, went with my beautiful fiancee (nothing much!)
wasn’t really crazy in love, no f+cking jay+z and beyonce
nba drafts said “what should we choose” till i said lebron jamesc (ballin’!)
kevin louise and my name similar to a name to a woman in a past incident
that makes h+ll of coincidence cause we made a song called “pulp fiction”
we could name an outcast, 3k and big boi are my fellow partic+p+nts
career is over, your child f+cking life cannot f+cking live again
that is all i’m gonna say (b+tch!)
[chorus: mike oxlong & dj humba]
in this game, i’m the main character like max payne (yeah!)
when i’m done, mike celebrates with a bucket full of champagne
in this game, i’m the main character like max payne (yeah!)
when i’m done, mike celebrates with a bucket full of champagne
[outro: dj humba & mike oxlong]
main character like max payne!
come over to my house if you wanna play max payne
dj humba in here with mike f+cking oxlong!
we gone in and out!
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