mike oxlong - shaft lyrics
[verse 1: mike oxlong]
do you motherf+ckers need some drugs and purple medicine
fun fact about mike, he’s actually half crazy, black and mexican
walking with some brand new f+cking jordans till it’s covered in blood
i give you 100 dollar bet, slap this b+tch, extra credit, use the knife to shove
what did i say, not all serial k!llers come out as a f+ckin’ r+t+rd
i am not no clown or joke, the nose is red but didn’t show you the card
called up my 5 foot 10 angry friend and told him if he wants to be my bodyguard
tryna play smart with me, well guess what? you’re gonna die hard
i’ll be at some ex+girlfriend’s funеral, once everyonеs gone
pull my d+ck out, tell her i don’t give a f+ck and p+ss on her graveyard
follow me, i am the leader of this big oxlong band
and one day, soon enough y’all be my closest friends and fans
i k!ll people, they all wish some f+cking good luck and except the gun to not work
well i got the other option, i’ll cut your f+cking head off and brush my smirk
motherf+cker’s, go and rob and steal the store from the movie clerks
like remember what the teachers used to say, teamwork makes the dream work
[chorus: mike oxlong]
play with mike, what i say in the mic all comes true
he’s warning you, tellin’ you to watch your attitude
prefer you stay together with yo boyfriends crew
cause’ mikes gonna know where to look and where to find you
play with mike, what i say in the mic all comes true
he’s warning you, tellin’ you to watch your attitude
prefer you stay together with yo boyfriends crew
cause’ mikes gonna know where to look and where to find you
[verse 2: mike oxlong]
yes, yes, i’m tired of talking and saying death threats to what you call a innocent individual
man, what the f+ck’s wrong with me, i ain’t supposed to be here, i’ma criminal
but f+ck it, call you a f+ckin’ lawsuit cause i won’t be there, straight up invisible
ran to a kid who went to my school, telling’ me there’s a new princ+p+l
found out that motherf+ckah know who i am and listens to my tape with all the typicals
i don’t need say anything about the government, not no f+ckin’ political
let them do anything they want, like the same sh+t with me
my therapists kick me out cause i’m too much coo+coo crazy and have a felony
say all the bad arguments and i immediately and negatively disagree
yes, i’m that guy, who spits murderous rhymes while on that ecstasy
i cause pain inside your f+ckin’ heart like a someone getting stinged by a bumblebee
if anything goes far in this rap game, i’ll ignore the f+ckin’ rap referee
[chorus: mike oxlong]
play with mike, what i say in the mic all comes true
he’s warning you, tellin’ you to watch your attitude
prefer you stay together with yo boyfriends crew
cause’ mikes gonna know where to look and where to find you
play with mike, what i say in the mic all comes true
he’s warning you, tellin’ you to watch your attitude
prefer you stay together with yo boyfriends crew
cause’ mikes gonna know where to look and where to find you
[verse 3: mike oxlong]
and anything they say or try to do, i’ma beat it
grab this rope and put you to sleep with it
you k!ll my friend, i k!ll your girlfriend back
while she’s asleep, hope these pillows can get her away from all the air she breathes
these f+ckin’ crybabies, aw man, i can’t get her back
she was a special little girl, was always humble and ever wanted to smash
then one day, i get a call from my little girl back
but she was saying that “someones chasing me, trying to go as fast as a can”
next i hear a gunshot and it hit her head then she fell on the ground
the guy on the other line smashed the phone and i heard the sound
come on, didn’t even hesitate to know that her murderer was me
and plus last time i had that .44 revolver, i was on a f+cking k!lling spree
looking for a nice guy in the outside like me in the club at night
got six hundred that i stole, you can spot me with a bottle full of bub
if i ain’t drinking out of a beer bong, i stay at the studio with a bottle full of sprite
well, guess mike’s gonna tell you goodbye
[chorus: mike oxlong]
play with mike, what i say in the mic all comes true
he’s warning you, tellin’ you to watch your attitude
prefer you stay together with yo boyfriends crew
cause’ mikes gonna know where to look and where to find you
play with mike, what i say in the mic all comes true
he’s warning you, tellin’ you to watch your attitude
prefer you stay together with yo boyfriends crew
cause’ mikes gonna know where to look and where to find you
[outro: mike oxlong]
yeah b+tches, call the cops when you see mike oxlong
call everybody, mike is out this b+tch
good night
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