mike stud - college humor pt. ii lyrics
[verse 1]
look
i found julie and i f-cked her
i broke the rubber so i went across the hall and stole one from her brother
i put her -ss to sleep then i went and found her mother
didn’t hit it, but i got a couple kisses and her number
man, i’m really just a douchebag
and if you’ve been listening from the beginning, you should’ve f-cking knew that
it’s mike stud homie
are you sick of me?
i’m winning
only thing i’ve ever lost is my dignity
giggity, i’m sick in the head, give me a remedy
i get a lot of brain, every night is an epiphany
i’m young and gettin it, music was a good call
white boy k!llin it, b-tch i’m johnny football
kickoff, it’s game time, now they all listening
i’m tired but i’m still the f-ckin man like michelin
no sleep, i’d rather sip and get buzzed
and just mellow out like a f-cking knicks sub, yessuh
[hook]
i’m telling all the girls the same thing
i’m telling all the girls i love them
but i don’t really mean a d-mn thing
i just wanna go home and f-ck them
so i
i’m just tryna have fun [3x]
sorry girl, i’m just tryna have fun
[verse 2]
look i’m hungover as f-ck, just yakked on the plane ride
wrote a couple songs on the way just to save time
i got a busy day
i didn’t fly southwest, but i guarantee your b-tch is tryna get away
treat it like a job so i gotta hit up happy hour
taking shots to the face like i’m pacquiao
happy now?
just went back to georgetown, and all these hoes were tryna kick it like it’s fourth down
i ain’t mad about it, f-ck a cap and gown
i’m the type of dude to say whatever regardless how bad it sounds
and man i’m really just a cool guy, with a weird stage name and a crude mind
and in due time
brett got his peepee off the web so that’s that
but i guarantee that motherf-cker’s got a snapchat
and this is favorite actor poke, no facebook
if you don’t know athletic d, you need to learn the playbook
[hook]
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