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mikey bustos - i wear speedos (despacito parody) lyrics

[intro]
i’m…mikey! (oh)
this is a song! (speedo)
hey yeah, go!
me, i prefer to be free-moving when i swim
no extra clothing to wear me down (so good)
beach is where i like to work on my sun-kissed skin
but i make sure i am evenly brown (oh)

[verse 1]
you see me p-ssing by wearing my small swimsuit
you cannot believe your eyes, i’m almost nude
as i’m walking by i’m shaking it like jell-o (oh yeah)
i’m confident in the skin that i’m in and i
will wear what i want this summer because i
have been dieting like crazy, i’m on paleo

[chorus 1]
i wear speedos
when i’m at the beach you see me wear my speedos
cover your kid’s eyes ’cause i’m wearing my speedos
i am feeling fresh like i’m an ad for mentos

i wear speedos
when i’m at the store you know i’m wearin’ my speedos
when i’m doing cardio i’m wearing my speedos
it feels super breezy like i ride tornadoes
(swimmin’, swimmin’, swimming, in my speedos!)

why do people look at me when i’m wearing my speedos?
boarding shorts, man, i hate those
’cause the tan lines look so gross
(i love my speedos, i love my speedos!)

why can girls wear floss but i cannot wear these, they’re macho?
if you need socks, hey, i got you
i will just wear it commando

[verse 2]
when i’m in my speedo i feel fabulous
some might say i dress scandalous
you cannot make me cover it
just build a bridge, get over it
i make sure to always do my squats so i have b-m-b-m
everyone is gawking because they can see my b-m-b-m
i don’t have to worry ’cause i don’t have tan lines on my legs
only only the lucky ones will see it but in private
i am asian and i cannot grow hair on my body
i walk around with my big b-tt that i got from my mommy

’cause i love my speedo
don’t hate, give me kudos
manila, toronto
they call me mikey bustos
when you see me p-ssin’
i don’t like har-ssin’
look but don’t touch unless you’re family or my cousin

’cause i wear my speedo
control your libido
my goods are protected
like an armadillo
when i’m in the ocean
i feel good emotion
because all that sand causes some real exfoliation, yeah

[chorus 2]
i wear speedos
get up out my way ’cause i’ll be wearin’ my speedos
i have more grease on my body than mykonos
i be extra hot like i’m a dip for nachos

i wear speedos
i’ll be on a beach in philippines with t-tos
oiling up my body while i drink mojitos
and i always win like a darn casino
(swimmin’, swimmin’, swimmin,’ in my speedos)

wherever i go you know i’ll be wearing my speedos
it even acts like a pocket
i hide my money inside it
(i love my speedos, i love my speedos!)
if you are a boy and want to walk around in speedos
i obviously recommend it
it is even a chick magnet (brrrah!)

i wear speedos
my ootd on instagram is speedos
when i facebook live you know i’m wearing speedos
i will make this article of clothing viral

’cause i wear my speedo
control your libido
my goods are protected
like an armadillo
i obviously recommend it
it is even a chick magnet

’cause i love my speedo
don’t hate, give me kudos
manila, toronto
they call me mikey bustos
if you’re a fan of the speedo
like and share this with your amigos
i wear speedos
(it’s like a mankini!)

- mikey bustos lyrics

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