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mikey bustos - the millennials rap - generation x meets generation z lyrics

[intro]
“alright! i invented a time machine”
“and for my first time travel”
“i want to know what it is like in the future”
“here we go”
“to the year 2016”

[mikey block]
“where am i?”
“oh my god, are you me?”
“dad, you look so young”
“actually, you look like me”
“i’ll have a son in my thirties”
“look at you, you’re so healthy”
“what’s your name son?”
i’m mikey
gwapo, macho, just like me
hold up one sec, you look 20
have you been using anti+aging cream?
look at your wig, it’s like beegees
it’s not on fleek!
this perm is real
i’ve come from the 1980’s
i’m your dad, yes this is crazy
i built a time machine to see
what life is like in 2016
[retro dad]
alright… isa pa!
what are you doing?
selfie na
is that a james bond whiskey flask?
it’s a mobile, dad
duh!
what is it for? what does it do?
it’s a phone, computer, camera, too
why does it look like it is super glued
to your hand like brandon to punky brewster
sir?
call me dad
dad, tbh you’re just a tad
throwback style, so retro, man!
2016 is so advanced
since the 80’s where you came from
let me help you understand
woah, omg i’m teaching my dad
gotta post this now, i can’t even

[millennials]
tell me, are you a doctor
you english well, are you a lawyer?
no, dad i’m a youtuber
what is that, is it like a plumber?
i’ll explain, let’s grab an uber
who’s on the radio?
justin bieber
it’s a word of millennials, dad, beware
it’s a brave new world
yes, i concur
ooh i’m so thirsty
what? you’re thirsty?
why are you laughing?
nothing dad oh, don’t mind me
drink this, tastes like calamansi
wow water plus, it’s so fancy
you millennial kids seem worry+free
it seems like it is great to be
so fully alive in 2016
[the internet]
so where’s michael jackson?
rest in peace
huh he died?
and david bowie
what about madonna
over 50, still on tour, and still naughty
what is it that you’re typing there?
i’m instagramming dad, hudson filter
you see at some point some inventor
made the internet
to catch what?
durr!
we can get info anywhere
we’re g+niuses now, all answers lay here
you seem smarter than encyclopedia
ok google, what is encyclopedia?

[google’s explanation of ‘encyclopedia’]

[chapters]
uh… what da!
hold up, i’m getting a call
a phone with no phone cord at all
this is like something from star wars
what is that?
a hoverboard
who is this?
it’s ariana grande
what game is this?
plants vs zombies
what is that?
my new phantom 3
a flying betacam?
exactly
how about sp+ce?
found water on mars
so e.t.’s real?
there are planets like ours
how about world peace?
still working on that
but for everything else we just download apps
so you’re a food photographer now
no, i’m foodstagramming, dad
well how about how
you eat and talk to me for real
you’re lost in another dimension
chill
[dr joe]
hashtag #blessed
son
i’m concerned how you express
sharing every moment ’til it’ meaningless
cuz dad my followers wanna know my life
are you sure they care?
yeah, look at my likes
what happened to human interaction
genuine in person attraction
millennials seem to have weird ways
no we don’t, dad, you’re just cray cray
i respect that in your hay day
with punks and atari of the 80’s
you expressed yourself in your own way
well, we do, too
generation z

[dad]
ok dad let’s take another selfie
before i introduce you to mom
she won’t believe
dad?
hi, yes… police?
i would like to stop whomever it is
that invented the internets

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