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mikey d & the l.a. posse - my telephone lyrics

a-yo quest man, gimme a little chicky-chee (scratch sound)
ah that sound fresh, now gimme a lit- (phone rings)
hold up man, let me get the telephone
“hi mikey, guess who?”
oh how you doin’ sharon?
“sharon! i’m supposed to be your girl, this is shaun!
you tellin’ me you love me and all this and you gonna give me the world!
you got the nerve to call me another girl! i should pull out my jammy and cold blast you!

my telephone, is a great big pain
cuz every girl that calls me sounds the same
my girl sounds like sharon, she sounds like dawn
dawn sounds like rhonda, rhonda sounds like shaun
kawanna has the number and lisa too
and i, could never tell who is who
every time the phone rings, i cold get nervous
sometimes i wish i had a answering service
i always get caught up in the same old game
like when my girl calls, i say sharon’s name
then my girl gets mad, hangs up the phone
i call her right back and get a busy tone
and when i finally get through she doesn’t wanna speak
that’s the third girl i lost in this one week
johnny quest told me to get my number changed
but i thought i was cool so i kept it the same
as the day goes on my problems grow
(get another telephone mike!) oh no
i’m 18 years old and i’m on my own
but i still got problems (what!)
my telephone!

the other night i was chilling with the girl that i love
and that perfect 10 body was all i thought of
having dom perignon sitting on the table
us on the loveseat watching my cable
making my move and i was coming on strong
that’s when the rated-x play came on
i started licking on her neck and she said “oooo!”
the temperature started rising and yeah, me too
she laid on the couch with me on top
and then (ring) that’s when we had to stop
so then she said, “don’t worry, i’ll get”
“you stay right here and i’ll be right back”
so i stayed where i was my legs was cold shaking
two minutes later my girl started breaking
i hoped and prayed it was a guy from the crew
then she came back in and said “it’s for you”
i looked into her eyes then i said “uh-oh”
picked up the phone real slow then i said “h-llo”
some girl said “hi” so i said “what’s up?”
and then click, the crab just hung the phone up
i went back in the room like nothing was wrong
just to find out my girl was gone
it was me, the loveseat and no one else
i had to watch the rated x flick by myself
i’m 18 years old and i’m on my own
but i still got problems (what!)
my telephone!

my telephone, is just a pain in my back
cuz everyday somebody calls and makes a wise crack
i could be at home, early in the morn’
chillin’ out, cuz my favorite cartoons are on
and then, (ring) it’s the best telephone
sometimes i wish that it would leave me alone
but i pick it up and it’s some old brother
so i say “yo whatup man” and he says “your mother”
you said my mother man i’ll kick your b-tt
and then click guess what (he got cut!)
that’s right, y’all gotta right, the kid musta been soft
called my house, dissed my moms and then broke north
i don’t get upset cuz it’s the same old thing
then as soon as i hang up another telephone rings
(ring) “h-llo” “h-llo is this the plumber”
“no, this is mikey d you got the wrong number”
then click, i hang it up and sit it on the floor
wash up, throw on my clothes, i’m at the front door
then (ring) maybe i should leave it alone
but i pick it up and it’s a dial tone
i’m 18 years old and i’m on my own
but i still got problems (what!)
my telephone!

my telephone is driving me insane
and like they say if you can’t beat ’em then join the game
so i took heed to the saying and went to the store
you would never believe what mikey d paid for
anyway i brought it home, hooked it up to my telephone
and now i know my phone will leave me the h-ll alone
now i can sleep and a wink i won’t miss
when my telephone rings, you’ll hear this
(ring) “this is mikey d’s house
i’m sorry about your quarter, but i just went out
but if it’s really important and you really wanna speak
leave your name and your number at the sound of the beep”
now i can live at ease
no more prank calls from these duck mcs
and when my girls comes over, i won’t get nervous
because i’m depending on my answering service
to all you people who want your own phone
and you want your own apartment cuz you want to be alone
just remember, what happened to me y’all
i lost my girlfriend because of one phone call
it doesn’t make a difference if you live alone
cause you’ll still have problems (what!?) your telephone

get loose!
get loose!
get loose!
get loose!
loose!
get-get loose!

- mikey d the l a posse lyrics

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