mikey mcdonald – the commando song lyrics
[verse]
it’s time to go to class
so i run over to the dresser to put undies on my ass
but the underwear drawer is empty and on the ground
all that i see are dozens of dirty underpants staring at me
so i’m shaking my wiener
in an aggressive demeanor
until i have a three quarter chub
so when girls see the imprint of my d+ck
they’ll think my wiener is flaccid
then they will think i’m well hung
they’ll have the perception
that my wiener is perfection
but it’s only a decеption
because it’s almost an erеction
[chorus]
today i must go commando
there will be no cloth on my wiener
didn’t do my laundry, so no underwear for me
my d+ck is swinging in the breeze
it’s time to let my b+llsack free
[verse]
i make it all the way to class
so far so good
i didn’t get a b+n+r like i thought i would
but for the first time ever a pretty girl sits next to me
and i feel the blood start to rush to my pee pee
so i think of dead babies
because i’m hoping that
maybe my d+ck will go back to its normal form
but the teacher asks me a question
and wants me to stand at attention
and solve a problem on the board
no time to put d+ck in waistband
i say f+ck it and proudly stand
and the class points and laughs at my d+ck
help me lord
[chorus]
today i must go commando
there will be no cloth on my wiener
didn’t do my laundry, so no underwear for me
my d+ck is swinging in the breeze
it’s time to let my b+llsack free
let my b+llsack free
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