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miles earl - mop lyrics

[intro: miles earl]
let me roast this f-cking c-nt already
you’re gone dion, gone!
team miles stand the f-ck up
here we go, this is mop

[verse 1: miles earl]
dion! you’re a f-cking mop you’re gonna get dropped
(inaudible) 1,2,3 punches you’re knocked out
eating paul george’s d-ck on the daily
legs more hairy than harambe
hairline is so old, it’s dusty
bit like your jumpshot, oh that’s rusty
you say you’re greek, i think you’re italian
because your nose is bigger than all your medallions

[verse 2: miles earl]
you can’t rap by yourself, need your boyfriends’ help
getting matt and jullian to f-cking carry you
don’t look at me like that you f-cking emo
because you always need help you albino
mustache looking like, you’re a pedo
so please don’t rape me you g-y weirdo

[verse 3: miles earl]
you think i have no friends, look at your life!
everyone wants to k!ll you with a bl–dy knife
speaking of knives you should really use one
to cut off all your f-cking hair (inaudible)
now lets get started on your g-y friend matt
(inaudible) fat f-ck who needs a slap
(inaudible) see me hoop!

[verse 4: miles earl]
you’re cr-p! you play overwatch every day, you’re cool
too bad you have no other games, that’s a shame
you picked the same nba team i did
you followed me like a f-cking sheep d-ck
it took you two months to finally bandwagon
it took me only… two minutes
you think my hair looks like a birdsnest
you should see what (inaudible) looks like… a giant d-ld-!
now lets skip back to the f-cking mop
honestly you’re so hairy, it’s scary!
i think you’re bigfoot without the big foot
more like… the big nose
(inaudible) your chin needs to be cut off
but how would you know about cutting things off?
the only story you’re in is rapunzel
the emo version who doesn’t take showers!
you stink so much you scare off kids
but i don’t know what scares them more
you, or your d-ck!
your t–th are more yellow than the pacers
they’re like a worse version of the lakers
you need to go to the dentist because your t–th
are the only things that f-cking needs to be cleaned! (yeah yeah yeah)

[outro: miles earl]
now dion that rap is finished
thank god for that or you’d be finished
(hahaha)
got you man! got you!
roasted you. roasted you
white boy can rap!
wait what? no
wait…

[encore: miles earl]
but wait there’s more! i can only see
what i (inaudible) cause your that’s the way you die!
(inaudible)
cause next time i see you i’lll throw an axe at you
nunchucks, the whole lot
i’ll throw them at you, dion
you’ve got me (inaudible) but i don’t really care
because i just dissed you!

- miles earl lyrics

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