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milky boys - virginity rockz lyrics

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[intro: tommy wiseau]
i did not hit her, it’s not true!
it’s bullsh-t!
i did not hit her! i did not. oh hi, mark

[tag: cactus d-ck]
cactus d-ck on the track

[build up: o’brian and mister magnum]

[o’brian]
alright, so i really haven’t had s-x yet
my mom told me abstinence is actually pretty cool
so, uh, i know
i guess my hand’s better than like a p-ssy, i guess
um, yeah, so, uh
f-ck having s-x, i mean
virginity’s actually pretty cool
um, yeah, uh
i haven’t had s-x
um, f-ck, cause like having s-x with girls is g-y, kind of

[mister magnum]
hot tub!

[verse 1: o’brian]
my sports goggles make your coochie melt
i’m not f-cking on your b-tch, cause i heard the p-ssy smelt
keep my s-x game cold, cause that sh-t gonna melt
rather have a pocket p-ssy, than your f-cking pelt
what, x f-cking died, and i guess that was sad
so i jacked that sh-t out, like i’m a young lad
i don’t wanna have s-x, cause my mom says that’s bad
stay a virgin for awhile cause that sh-t’s f-cking rad
huh, uh, yeah, what
my friend had s-x, and he got an std
my giant c-ck would make anyone say oui oui (wee wee)
s-x is gross, and i heard girls bleed
came to k!ll the p-ssy, like i’m in -ss-ssin’s creed

[verse 2: jelly fam matt]
isn’t s-x where you suck a fart out of another girl’s b-tt?
yeah, what (oh yeah i read that somewhere)
it was on tucker carlson or something (uh, uh alex jones)
i’m upset (he’s upset)
virginity rocks, boys hide your c-cks
nut in your socks, p-ssy give you chicken pox
no, h-ll no, i didn’t nut in her
but when i use my hand, i’m considered jack the ripper
you can’t have s-x, before marriage
if so, i’mma make you have miscarriage
rest in peace, to my boy x
i made a vow to him to never have s-x, i’m upset, yeah
jelly fam (on my neck)
(where’s my p-n-s in a bagel)
ay, lil

[verse 3: mister magnum]
crying in the shower
(where’s magnum at?)
yeah, right behind you baby, don’t worry
hey, where’s the infinite p-ssy?
oh everywhere? oh okay, awesome
magnum, magnum, magnum, magnum, magnum (sh-t)
i’m upset
these girls want my d-ck when it’s erect (f-ck)
don’t have to do anything to make them wet (nut)
i love women even though i haven’t had s-x yet
instead i take my bagel, in the pantry (f-ck)
ya, ya, i don’t care if the music stopped
i’m gonna take my bagel, i’m gonna f-ck it, ya (bagel)
i’m gonna nut in my bagel, then i’m gonna eat it, ya (p-n-s in a bagel)
soggy bagels, that what we call it, ya



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