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mills kohai - water dude lyrics

[intro: mills kohai]
oh nooooo
bwouh, bwow bwow!
yeah! yeah i did it!
oh, it’s me, i’m the greatest rapper 2015
this is for my super hot mixtape
uhh…uh, cash money and bizsnitches
it’s the best alb-m
dropping 2015 and something in the winter

[verse: mills kohai]
or maybe in the center
i am a sinner
but i love the bible
because the bible tells all the greatest stories
that i can do whenever i need to go to sleep
like how jesus did the thing
where he liked that thing on facebook
yeah, facebook is in the bible, deuce
yoosh, yo-yo you’re a douche
like r-c-v, because he did 9/11
like…u-like you and gibbontake
on the song last week
look at me, i’m super dope
i am a rapper, rapper, rapper
i am the best like eminem rapper
eminem, candy, candy wrapper
i like candy, cause candy is sweet
candy goes inside of a candy wrapper
a candy goes inside me
cause i am a candy rapper
i rap about candy
candy, candy, candy, candy
speaking about the bible, i’m an atheist
i got a fedora, not really
ha-ha we got to get rid of atheism
because nobody likes them, they’re all dumb
they don’t believe in jeebus crost
jeebus crost and crust he made the crust on your toast
toast, toast, toast
slitelyoverc-kedtoasd
mike johnston is a horse
i don’t like horses
because horses are actually all black people
i’m of the kkk
not really, i’m actually of the jjj
the “jelly, jelly, jelly” pb&j
peanutb-ttergamer is not a good reviewer
and neither is projared
they don’t like kingdom hearts
i like joshscorcher
he makes the best top tens
especially when he is drunk, drunk, drunk
all the best top tens come from people who are drunk
that’s why my favorite top ten person is jim gaffigan
cause he’s never drunk
actually he likes donuts, donuts
jim gaffigan is actually a fat guy
fat guy
black guy
brown guy
asian
asians…are-are great
asians are great and i’m not offensive
actually i’m offensive
you are all a bunch of g-y people
see i said the word g-y
look at me i’m edgy
ow le edge
i’m shadow the hedgehog, k!ll la k!ll
that didn’t rhyme, look at me
i’m still the best cause i’m the mc
my initials is r.m.b.g.e.t.eetchy.e.t
i’m like e.t. because i’m so fly
i fly over the moon and you’re all a bunch of policemen
with walkie-talkies because your guns were censored in that one version
cause steven spielberg is a big pansy
he’s a big wuss, he can’t match with me
he’s not a rapper so he can’t match with me
i will beat steven spielberg up with a bat
up with a bat, with the baseball bat
with the mat and i’ll put him on the mat because i am black
look how many times i’ve mentioned black people
look at me, what do you think i am tech n9ne?
no i’m not tech n9ne because i didn’t make a bunch of alb-ms and i’m not richard
speaking of richard, he is a jew
did i mention that? no i didn’t
he made an alb-m and nobody liked it
it got a 0/10 on kotaku
cause kotaku…is g-y
kotaku is gonna be sued by hulk hogan
for putting his information on-on their website because they’re not really that smart
because they failed high school
that’s right they failed high school
high school actually is not a good place
because yandere-chan
i mean mike johnston
i mean zum-pa-no
i mean…seck boi
seck boi wants senpai to notice him
so he k!lled all of the people that didn’t like his opinions on politics
his opinions on politics is that he is a liberal
like libertarian socialist rants
like cammehyabams nobody likes cammehyabams
because he made a video on natetalkstoyou
“hey did you know that thing about natetalkstoyou?”
plug him in the socket, put it in your phone
charge up your phone to 98%
i mean 69%, i mean 77
69, 69, look at me i’m funny

[outro: mills kohai]
i’m almost near the end of the song
one second lorenzo you got a big red hat
i’m gonna post that on twitter, tweet, tweet, tweet
let’s see i’m gonna tweet it, tweet, tweet, tweet
go back, click click, lorenzo has a big red hat (definitely)
and that is- i put in the word “har” instead of hat
how’d i do that?
maybe it’s because…uhh…
shut up i don’t suck at dynasty warriors you frick!
i’m gonna k!ll you!

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