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mindtroll - slumlord dick pic lyrics

the landlord sent me a really nasty picture
he disregarded the broken light fixture
he doesn’t even care, he won’t even pretend
he takes that pic and he hits send

there’s a hole in the roof and it lets the rain slide in
that’s not where the rain belongs
where the rain belongs
i need you to come over with a hammer
i don’t need this picture of your dong
picture of your dong

gonna call the tenant board and they’re gonna know that you’re texting me your p+n+s
(but there isn’t much to show!)
put your d+ck away
and clean up the apartment
put your d+ck away
and fix this sh+t
put your d+ck away
and clean up the apartment

please install a smoke detector so i don’t die in my sleep
that is all i ask of you
all i ask of you
received all of these p+n+ses but haven’t called the cops
so it’s the least that you could do
least that you could do
i’ve got all kind of problems, there are roaches, there are mice
and your exhibitionism
(well, it isn’t very nice)
put your d+ck away
and clean up the apartment
put your d+ck away
and fix this sh+t
put your d+ck away
and clean up the apartment

[spoken word skit]
hey girl
hey girl, what’s up?
i got a problem
girl, tell me about your problems
you know my landlord, tyrees? well, he won’t stop sending me d+ck pics
would you mind telling me what it looks like? you know, for comparison purposes
well, it’s real curvy and kinda in a figure eight
oh, you gotta shut that down and you gotta call metro pcs and have them block that
i know, but metro doesn’t open until 11:30 and he’s gonna send at least 1,500 d+ck pics before then
and i guess you couldn’t text him if you actually needed him to fix something in your apartment
sh+t!

clean up the apartment
put your d+ck away
and clean up the apartment
put your d+ck away
and fix this sh+t
put your d+ck away
and clean up the apartment

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