miniminter - sidemen diss track lyrics
[intro]
sidemen? isn’t that those [?] little british kids on the youtube?
ah, they’re f-ckin’ wack dog
[verse 1]
you’re called sidemen, but why man? y’all are kids
sh-t, i don’t get this, it says men but ya side b-tches
you had your moment, but notice your times slipping
i’m about to roast, then focus to find ditches
to bury you in, so many various sins
you ain’t funny but your faces hilariousness
to the youtube community, y’all embarr-ssing
so f-ckin’ r-t-rded, it’s just like you’re jerry’s kids
need to stop thinking y’all are youtube gangsters
when really y’all are kn-bs, yeah, y’all dudes w-nkers
but wait, first, i’ll let you know before the diss is out
can meet me in the streets and i’ll knock you b-tches out
[?]
[?]
but you did one thing [?], so i can’t be a hater, look
your guys’ book, it makes really good toilet paper
so that was a hot sixteen but nope, i’m not done
done wrecking you as a team, time for one by one
like i’m s-d-stically cutting the fingers and toes of prisoners
you do it for the subs, i do this for the listeners
first up jj, aka ksi
got a big forehead, he wears a bandanna to hide
heard he beefed his brother, indeed they smashed
i’d make y’all a human centipede, but you love eatin’ -ss
next up miniminter, fact also known as simon
just got his legs waxed, tonight i break his hymen
your pink hair trash, like your sh-tty fifa vid blogs
you’re a dumb-ss, that’s why your real name is nimrod
next up josh, zerkaa b-tch, this guy is a joke
i’d tell you gag on this d-ck, but you like being choked
you’re dirty and boring, top, you a lame and a stooge
with pubic dreadlocks, he never shaving his p-b-s
let’s move onto vik the d-ck, aka vikkstar
an indian pr-ck with a small d-ck hard
look yo, people see your channel, bet they getting bored
you should get off youtube and go back to tech support
now we proceed to ethan, imma get in behzinga
and give this ugly motherf-cka my fist and my middle finger
you like taking pictures, i’m inside your girl on a snap
go on you soulless ginger, go and cry about that
next up harry, w2s, a drug user with no friends
but got a hot sister and mom, i’d love to be scr-w-ng
yup, weirdo fingers his bum after he’s pooing
had s-x once, loves fortnite, but is always losing
and last we got tobi, or should i say tobi jizzle
the smelly, big-nosed, virgin christian who snivels
gets friendzoned by girls, he ain’t making no friends
they know about yo toenails and the bag you saving ’em in
[outro]
eugh, that’s f-ckin’ nasty dog
disgusting
bunch of side b-tches
ah, you don’t want these hands, son
catch me in the ring
i’m knocking these little b-tches out
don’t f-ck with me
g out
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