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minivan helsing - my hands are dry and i wanna die lyrics

yuh
ayy
helsing!
my hands are literally cracked i’m literally bleeding
holy f+ck
yuh
like if you looked at my hands you would be like “why does that f+cking desert have such nice nails”
oh my god
oh my god

i wear socks with sandals
like no i don’t carry ammo
walking on the seashore now i got more sh+lls than rambo
zen boy
candle lit
balancing my chi (huh)
sippin on blood like armie
i’m sipping my tea

flip ya and toss ya cuz boy i stay on my toes
watching videos so i can practice my throws
like wwe nah i don’t f+ck with that sh+t
it’s like theater for kids who used to beat up all the theater kids

i got
good music if you like it like this
and a bag in the back for the royally p+ssеd who don’t f+ck with this sh+t
it’s chamomile
cuz you need to simmer down
bringing the trimmеrs and clippers in case imma cut a b+tch out
like
waste you like bearface
your plan go pear shaped
fell down the staircase
run way like airbase
she carry mace cuz of your type b+tch
you’re not sad or lonely or different you’re mentally sick

party got like twenty why you still think that you’re funny
bl++dy get to running like the energizer bunny
rating girls and blabbing about quentin and stanley
even if she liked guys you wouldn’t be in her panties

i need big bills like a pelican
benjamins
genuine pleather in my car because it’s irrelevant
relatives living in elegance
if they’re interested
a room in my house that’s looks taken from pinterest

eyy
what’s your definition of success
mine is comfort which requires moderate checks
a modest little nest and not a single dollop of stress
and maybe people head banging when i’m playing
like what the heck
i’m sleep deprived
f+cking need a high
out on a limb julia b+tterfly
infp i’m a meager type
but i’m still eager cuz i need a fight

k!lling every motherf+cker walking like i’m negan
bumping your head with the bat with the spikes till it swells and we look even
well we’re not even but like
well you f+cking get it
i just wasted a day of my life on buzzfeed and reddit

ooo
what’s this?
a poorly executed beat switch?
oh!
huhuhoh!
oh!
gavin you’ve outdone yourself this time

i’m about to nail you like a mani pedi
call your mommy daddy
tie you to the rail like picatinny
silly billy
coming down your chimney call me santa claus
and i’m swinging blindly in the dark just like i’m azathoth
yeti with a machete
redundant i got claws
i got cause so i do not really plan to stop or even f+cking pause
walking with a
bayonetta like playing smash
and i’m f+cking fed up
venom pent up
your face mashed
hit you with the special
down b
you get rocked
never settle
i’m no lesser devil
get dropped

face it
you need a facelift

providing rhinoplasty spontaneous
you’re not impervious
it’s subcutaneous
to watch you squirm a bit
i’m adamantium the f+cking champion
i’ll put you out just like an ambien
you burst like cambrian
the worst like britta
order a hit
ship and deliver to the liver
cuz you know
when we go
press your b+ttons like konami
that’s the code
up up down down left right
to power up
golden gun
i’m the peacekeeper
prowler
shedder of blood

1 times holo
red outline
leave you hollow
wishing you’d die
2 times goner
lost in the storm
where’s your honor
where’s your form

- minivan helsing lyrics

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