misbehavin’ maidens – drinks don’t have a fucking gender lyrics
[chorus]
drinks don’t have a f+cking gender
oh, you know, that’s right
both cosmos and straight whiskey
they can keep us warm at night
just cuz a drink is pink it doesn’t
say a thing about you
cuz drinks don’t have a f+cking gender, it’s true
[verse 1]
don’t tell me i can’t drink that shot
because it’s just too bold
my gender isn’t governed by
the drink i choose to hold
aged scotch or a fine bourbon, neat
they taste real good to me
and drinks don’t have a f+cking gender, you see
[chorus]
drinks don’t have a f+cking gender
oh, you know, that’s right
both cosmos and straight whiskey
they can keep us warm at night
just cuz a drink is pink it doesn’t
say a thing about you
cuz drinks don’t have a f+cking gender, it’s true
[verse 2]
i’m something of a sugar fiend
it’s not a fеlony
with c+cktails full of grenadine
blood of my enеmies!
they taste great and they’re strong as h+ll
what makes that immature?
cuz drinks don’t have a f+cking gender, for sure
[chorus]
drinks don’t have a f+cking gender
oh, you know, that’s right
both cosmos and straight whiskey
they can keep us warm at night
just cuz a drink is pink it doesn’t
say a thing about you
cuz drinks don’t have a f+cking gender, it’s true
[verse 3]
just cuz i like tequila
it don’t mean i overdo
i savor the expensive stuff
and stop before i spew
i’m not a lush, i’m not a mess
i drink it nice and slow
and drinks don’t have a f+cking gender, you know
[chorus]
drinks don’t have a f+cking gender
oh, you know, that’s right
both cosmos and straight whiskey
they can keep us warm at night
just cuz a drink is pink it doesn’t
say a thing about you
cuz drinks don’t have a f+cking gender, it’s true
[verse 4]
well, i like wine, it’s yummy
it’s the way that i unwind
i might just have another glass
if you would be so kind
i’m not a sn0b about it
but just let me reinforce
that drinks don’t have a f+cking gender, of course
[bridge]
we all like drinking different things
that’s totally okay
drinks are not identity
whatever others say
but all that said, please don’t drink cr+p
cuz life is just too short
[spoken]
for bud lite
or arbor mist
or everclear
or fourloko!
or $1 long island iced teas (shudder)
[outro]
be good to you, you’re worth it
drink good booze that likes you too
and drinks don’t have a f+cking gender, it’s true
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