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misbehavin’ maidens – pumping dry (pump shanty) lyrics

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[verse 1]
this song’s about a ship, they say
i see it in a different way
when certain lads come out to play
it’s how the girls describe their lay

[chorus]
pump her boys, you’re pumping her dry
down to h+ll and up to the sky
bend your backs and break your bones
you’re just a thousand miles from home

[verse 2]
“i’m great at oral,” is the boast
“i always give it my utmost.”
“prove it,” is my quick riposte
it lasts a minute, at the most

[chorus]
pump her boys, you’re pumping her dry
down to h+ll and up to the sky
bend your backs and break your bones
you’re just a thousand miles from home

[verse 3]
as soon as stiffness starts to show
they whip it out, all rarin’ to go
can’t tell them pleasure builds up slow
they start before the juices flow
[chorus]
pump her boys, you’re pumping her dry
down to h+ll and up to the sky
bend your backs and break your bones
you’re just a thousand miles from home

[verse 4]
some lads, they like a tighter fit
they think it should feel like their mitt
they thrust it back and forth a bit
(if only they could find my cl+t!)

[chorus]
pump her boys, you’re pumping her dry
down to h+ll and up to the sky
bend your backs and break your bones
you’re just a thousand miles from home

[verse 5]
some lads, they think they shake the walls
poundin’ in our sacred halls
they never know how our skin crawls
grinding ‘gainst sandpapery b+lls

[chorus]
pump her boys, you’re pumping her dry
down to h+ll and up to the sky
bend your backs and break your bones
you’re just a thousand miles from home
[verse 6]
what seems to be a major score
can oftentimes become a chore
the next day they become a bore
and can’t be hustled out of doors

[chorus]
pump her boys, you’re pumping her dry
down to h+ll and up to the sky
bend your backs and break your bones
you’re just a thousand miles from home

[verse 7]
with wise words, best to end it strong
and like all things, don’t go too long
beware the chorus of this song:
if they’re pumpin’ you dry
they’re doing it wrong!

[final chorus]
pump her boys, you’re pumping her dry
down to h+ll and up to the sky
bend your backs and break your bones
you’re still a thousand miles from home

[final chorus]
pump her boys, you’re pumping her dry
down to h+ll and up to the sky
bend your backs and break your bones
you’re still a thousand miles from home

- misbehavin maidens lyrics

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