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miss peria - i saw daddy dressed as mrs claus lyrics

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oh my god, oh my god

wake up sister, wake up, oh dear god (what what what)
i saw something that i should’ve not (what did you see?)
i had heard some footsteps, and clip+clops (santa and rudolph?)
oh, that’s what i thought, oh how i wish it was, because

i saw a lady, strutting by the tree
i thought “that is not santa”, so who is it that i see?
i catch a glimpse of her face, but it’s all i need
i know that lady, well not a lady, maybe, because

sister, you won’t believe what i just saw
i saw daddy dressed as mrs claus
he was wearing mummy’s heels, and a skin+tight red dress
i thought i would see santa, not daddy crossdressed

oh sister, i don’t believe you
i think that your eyes deceive you (not true)
are you going cuckoo?
our dad’s a paul, he’s not a ru

ok since you don’t believe me
i will take you down to see
you have to promise not to scream
god, this all feels like a bad dream
i’m staring at the woman in the living room
not a woman, it’s dad, i’m telling you
well no, she has curves and tits
well yes, she has hairy armpits

denial is a river in egypt, dad’s a crossdresser
you sure?
i’m sure sister, i’m so sure

oh my god, oh my god
that’s our dad wearing a frock
what’s that down there? (his tuck popped)
mrs. claus (with a c+ck)

he’s santa’s wife with two baubles
the boa, made out of tinsel
stuffed his mistletoes in heels
i don’t see the appeal, i see candied peel ou!

sister, i can’t believe what we just saw
we saw daddy dressed as mrs claus
he was wearing mummy’s heels, and a skin+tight red dress
i thought i would see santa, not daddy crossdressed

i can’t look him in the eyes at christmas dinner
er, f+ck that dinner, dad’s a crossdresser
don’t you mean mrs. clausdresser
oh very clever
oh shush, oh shush, you have to hush
before he hears us

oh my god, oh my god
children, you’re not supposed to be down here, babies
you’re not my daddy
i am, look i’m still here, see!
no stop, don’t, daddy
it’s just me!
no, i can’t do this
oh child
i’m sorry

i’m going to go tell mummy
you’re wearing more slap than mummy
how could you do this to mummy?
i’m very upset for mummy

oh children
please don’t tell
please don’t tell your mother

mother, we can’t believe what we just saw
we saw daddy dressed as mrs claus
he was wearing mummy’s heels, and a skin+tight red dress
i thought i would see santa, not daddy crossdressed
mother, you won’t believe what we just saw
we saw daddy dressed as mrs claus
he was wearing mummy’s heels, and a skin+tight red dress
i thought i would see santa, not daddy crossdressed

man! i feel like a woman! cd
in the player, next to the tv
dressed like mrs. claus on the dl
he should’ve just jingled some bells

now we get two christmasses
he’s left mummy for a man
two lots of presents
and a crossdressing dad

- miss peria lyrics

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