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missbliss4633 - naruto uzumaki vs natsu dragneel lyrics

[verse 1: natsu dragneel]
hey
look, happy!

[happy]
what?

[natsu]
there’s a bigger loser than you

[happy]
no way!
[natsu]
that guy who to get his friend back
needs not one show, but two
d+mn dude, i feel your pain
it must suck beyond apprehension
to get your ass kicked by a guy you used to call a companion
you know i find your story so sad and wrong
’cause it really makes me cry when two lovers can’t get along
aw well, there’s always that girl who likes to punch you into hedges
it it just me?
or does that sound like the verge of an s&m fetish?
yeah!
by the way, any plans to become hokage anytime?
you know, that thing you’ve been trying to do since 1999?
speaking of 1999, you were 12 in the pic
that means you’ve been lying about your age
you’re actually 26
you lying little punk
you’re too old to be playing the anime game
so go out and get a real job
and act your f+cking age
’cause i’m the real era, i bring monsters to their knees
so give it up, b+tch
this slayer’s just slayed the beast

[verse 2: naruto uzumaki]
what’s that?
your name is natsu?
b+tch please
your name sounds like someone tried to say mine but sneezed
my show has not thousands, but millions of followers
your show has nil, even your creator thinks it’s b+ll+cks
kinda funny, ’cause your show was kinda good at the start
but suddenly became something that crawled out of satan’s +rs+
and god, you’re so weak
your most powerful move only destroys a wall
i could do that with my fist before i was even 4 feet tall
aww, did your daddy leave and cannot be found?
my parents died when i was born, but even they still stick around
you think everybody likes you just because they smile and glare
but why the f+ck would they like someone
who looks like amy rose’s pubic hair?
go on, kid, go cry back to your guild
you should have never challenged me
someone’s who’s actually sk!lled
’cause now i’m gonna roll you in some paper
and watch as you roast
and stamp you in my ashtray
’cause you ass just got smoked!
[verse 3: natsu dragneel]
oh, amy’s p+b+s
you’re so funny, aren’t you?
at least i don’t look like a love child
of goku and a pikachu
believe it! dude
go cry home to your village
by the time i’m don, your whole legacy will be finished!
there’s not a fight i’ve lost, and there’s not one i will
especially to some p+ssy whose monster gives him sk!ll
if it wasn’t for him, you’d be dead years ago
in fact, scratch that: you’d never exist cause there’d be no show
whereas my power is raw, it pumps straight through my veins
if i burnt you now, n0body would remember your name
you’ve outlived your time, get to the back of the line
with all the shows that beat you, just like i beat you with rhymes
your best option’s to walk away and never come back
’cause your show’s inches away from being axed!
just face it gramps, you’ve just been upshowed
and lose the orange, man
you look like you’ve been tangoed

[verse 4: naruto uzumaki]
look, kurama!
the little schizophrenic thinks he can rap
when he can’t even do proper magic
how the f+ck can he do that?
give it up, little punk
you’ll never be like luffy
you’re more like a crossbreed of hubba bubba and buffy
what’s your move again?
oh yeah, that’s right: dragon roar
i wonder if you’ll still be laughing
when rasengans kiss your f+cking jaw
you little idiot!
you’re a disease on anime!
defeating you is as obvious as when
adam lambert said “i’m g+y”
your jokes are about as funny as a dried fountain
you and gray remind me of a j+panese brokeback mountain
your sidekick’s a cat, mine is a demon
that’s like chuck norris fighting against pee wee herman
you’re all about friendship, that is a thing
but there’s a line to be drawn
between friendship and obsessive compulsion
who has 40 games?
and who only has 3?
and one is on ds
the other’s psp
i made anime what it is today, you’re just a homeless man
who’s been given some old change
and hokage?
the people wanted me!
so kiss my ass, natsu
since it’s the last thing you’ll see

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