mist triple-g - bum raps lyrics
[intro]
mist: experiment 208,injecting some rap sk!lls into this old fella right here
bum: (screaming), bum power
mist: oh oh
[hook]:
walking down the streets guess what i found?
a bum walking around, he had grillz in his mouth
he wanted to have beef, so we went for a round
when he said out loud ” i’ll diss ya on the chorus now”
mist, you’re so dumb,dumb,dumb,dumb,dumb,dumb,dumb,dumb,dumb,dumb,dumb
that’s when i said ” your’e nothing but a bum,bum,bum,bum,bum,bum,bum”
[verse 1]
bum:
am so cooky, what up mist? you think you’re some snoopy?
to this rap sh-t you’re just a rookie,baby wants a cookie?
i heard ya mama calls ya moody! wow haha
mist:
what’s up 90 years old bully, i can see dust comin’ outta ya mouth
what? you suddenly repping f-ckin dirty south?
bum:
uh-uh, watch ya filthy mouth
already bleedin’ solider? you were never a fighter
sleepin’ disorders, you pull like a 1000 nighters
mist:
what a weak -ss rhymer
man, stick to your trash cans, your cig and lighter
anyways what’s the point of this conversation?
bum:
always growin’ unpatient? you always know the truth
but you can’t find it any proof,goof
you think things are goin smooth cause you’re always aloof
mist:
yeah, the truth, like when was the last time you slept under a roof?
man, speak garbage, but your’re just getting saline
so stick to your cocaine
bum:
oh, your’e just being sn0bbish again?! keep throwing the blame
mist:
oh yeah? humiliate me, come at me!
bum: oh the agony, don’t hate me, but your face is full of acne
mist: is that the best you can do actually?
[hook]
[verse 2]:
bum:
hey mist, i know a lot about you
mist:
i wasn’t born yesterday fool
bum:
you watch p-rn everyday from brazzers to redtube
mist:
so what, i know i’d grab ma nuts and dream about gettin foreplay from beyonce one day
bum:
pervert, she’s jay-z’s finacee
mist:
whatever you say, am a s-x freak
bum:
yeah, you also a weak geek, with astigmatism and gl-sses
mist:
if that’s cause i used to score a’s, that’s g-y, kiss ma -ss cheeks, screw your criticism to ashes
you bum can’t read cause you were skippin’ cl-sses
so take a sip of that beer and proceed to see your life in flashes
bum:
okay, but you have suffered by the week, remember grade 10?
you were stubborn you never bothered to speak, sunny till now you never had a girlfriend
mist:
yeah,so funny 10 cents, you wanna know why? i just think am a bit of a shy guy, an introvert
bum:
yeah, a weirdo, a nerd, too shy to even give it a try, shy cause buddy you’re chubby
you’re like bubblin with your double chin munchin
and a paunch too large that won’t fit my garage
mist:
oh so mr.r-t-rd got a garage huh?
[hook]
[verse 3]
mist:
ay, i don’t think anyone even knows you, why don’t you just stop talkin’?
bum:
oh yeah,look at your phone, when was the last time anyone called you?, look who’s talkin’?
mist:
so talkin’ never bores you! well you bored me
bum:
yo mist, why all your friends say you’re lonely?
mist:
friends? whoever said that just pretend to know me
bum:
now who’s phony? you lying homie!
mist:
hey mr. can’t-get-half-a-b-n-r-when-h-rny, whatcha want from me?
and i ain’t ya homie, so just cut to the story
or stay outta ma way
bum:
that’s the story after you draft it over,it’s always your way or the highway!
mist:
i’ll cut the wrinkled skin in your face, then crush your bones underneath!
bum:
know what son, i give up, but my dogs want some of that beef!
mist:
yeah,whatever
bum: f-ck you!
[outro]
mist: (barking), dogs what dogs? ohhh sh-t!
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