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mkultra - in my toilet lyrics

[intro]
i was getting back from a long day’s work
i held my sh+t in too long, and it started to hurt
i felt a squirt, i had to squeeze
i was yelling ‘please god, i’ll get on my knees!’
when i got home i went straight to the toilet
i flipped the lid and there was sh+t still boiling
i saw something move, and so i further inspected
there were organisms crawling in my septic

[chorus]
there’s a whole world in my toilet
whole world in my toilet
whole world in my toilet
for you
there’s a whole world in my toilet
whole world in my toilet
wholе world in my toilet
ohh
[verse 1]
it was amazing, it was a whole civilization
they lеarned how to use tools, and there was wired innovation
there was language
and courtesy
and masked entertainment
i felt like god looking down on his creation
i felt proud of what i had created
i made it
i said ‘let there be light’, and my cheeks separated
i was transfixed on my [?] greatness
i said to myself; ‘wow, that came out my +n+s’

[verse 2]
it was green and brown and purple too
black and yellow and kinda blue
circle of life came from my stool
it was beautiful, had it only grew
there were critters and bugs, they were on the move
they had places to be, they had something to do
i wonder what they’d think, if they only knew
that the place they live is in my toilet

[chorus]
there’s a whole world in my toilet
whole world in my toilet
whole world in my toilet
for you
there’s a whole world in my toilet
whole world in my toilet
whole world in my toilet
ohh
[verse 3]
it was a beautiful sight, i brought in my wife
i told her ‘look, my sh+t’s filled with minds!’
‘the future is bright!’
‘everything’s gonna be alright!’
‘because i am a god’
‘and i am the most high’
she said that sh+t’s disgusting, flush it down the drain
i said ‘no b+tch, don’t do it, you’re in for a world of pain!’
but before i could move, she pulled the chain
and sunk my atlantis right down the drain
i was distraught, i was r+t+rded in my thoughts
i had tears in my eyes, i could feel the loss
i just witnessed a genocidal mass extinction
my wife as the devil
i can’t bear to listen
i went outside, looked at the sky
it started to rain, i thought in my mind
‘what if i’m an organism in god’s toilet?’
‘wouldn’t that be something…’

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