mlghwnt (sugar pine 7) - bohemian craftsody lyrics
[intro]
is this the real song?
is this a parody?
it’s not the real song
it’s just a- well it’s just a parody, i guess
burger and fries. as long as it rhymes, you see?
i’m not an artist. i have no dignity
i’ll sell this song, on itunes, don’t think twice, (buy the- buy the song, please)
anyway the lyrics go
doesn’t really matter to greg. to greg
[verse 1]
minecraft
‘just played minecraft
i broke a block and dug a hole
yippdedo i found some coal
listen, everybody. if you add the words “minecraft parody” to the t-tle you’ll make, oh!
money! (always rhymes on) ooh (always rhymes on)
didn’t mean to make this much
so i guess i- i didn’t know how to sing at all
[guitar solo]
oh, there’s a solo for this part. never mind
oh, i’m out of breath. jesus
just gotta stop eating fast food, really that’s the trick as they go “cut out soda from your diet”
no chance, no chance there will be
i’ve run out of, i’ve run out of breath after singing a few lines
i can sing this whole song without getting out of breath
but this time- but this time it caught me off guard ’cause i’m not used to singing songs
especially like five minute long songs
[exhale]
[verse 2]
you have the chance to make something really grand
(yet you don’t, yet you don’t) you submit to normality
after all this writing you’re really, really rhyming words
golem, golem (golem, golem) golem, golem (golem, golem) golem, golem, farming creeper
serpico!
i’m not trying to tell you how to live your lives
he’s asking you to not survive, but thrive
save yourself the pain of unoriginality
don’t just go with the flow, don’t set your bar low
the status quo!
the bar is set so low (the bar’s low)
we can go (how higher can we go?)
shoot three throws (shoot three throws)
i can not shoot three throws (shoot three throws)
shoot the three throws now (but i can’t throw)
now or you won’t get the chance to throw
slow. motion. ball. hits. the. rim
steven, you said to take a chance
i shot the three throws just for you
i knew that you would fail which leaves me to be, to be, the only parody
[verse 3]
so you think [?]
i’ll crush you into bonemeal, ’cause i’m the bad guy (minecraft)
ooh rabies. i’m pretty sure i have rabies
‘just gotta get shots, then my brain might function like a normal person
[outro]
ooh, yeah
ooh yeah. ooh yeah
i guess it’s just minecraft
a minecraft parody
the most important lesson, is i should really seek therapy
i mean my god, i have definetly a lot of issues that need to be dealt with as soon as possible i just- i try to get everyone- everyone’s parody to fail so mine would succed. that- it’s horrible
but there’s a compet-tion inside of me. i want no one else to succeed
(isn’t that a quote from that movie blood?) come on, man. don’t call me out like that infront of my friends
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