moddy mcsquares - rome is falling lyrics
{intro]
good evening ladies and gentlemen
and welcome aboard time machine flight 808
with non+stop service to the year 2019
this is your captain moddy mcsquares speaking
please, sit down!
take your shoes off!
enjoy some of our hors d’oeurves
or perhaps a glass of sparkling napa valley rosé
we will be departing from the year 1982 very shortly
but right now we’ll be making our way around the cabin
to see if any of you c+nts
have a question
for us
yes, you there in the f+nny pack
(oh m.. w… ha…)
please calm down, sir
(i’m just so excited)
yes i can tell
(can you tell me what it’s like?)
you’re literally about to find out, sir
(oh please, you can’t just give me like a little hint or something?)
(can you tell me what it’s like in the year 2019?)
(please?)
you really wanna know that badly?
alright…
[verse 1]
there’s too many raisins in the sun
too many sun+maid ladies
hoping and praying their grapes’ll make them famous
too many fratties having fun
mommies and daddies dumping bucks
into one big red solo cup
this sh+t’s absurd
so many jobs to be done o good luck finding work!
the ones who do get petting zoos
and ballpits in their office
and then quit ‘cause
‘ew, my boss is such a jerk!’
b+tch i’ll take that money
because if i can make it
thru 2018
then i can make me
a full+blown star
so be my shield
from d’evils, jesus
the mirror mirror
the bathroom stall
(all of my friends are drugged up)
(all of my friends are f+cked up all day long)
we’re all out of our heads on something
out of our heads on something
waiting for rome to fall
[chorus 1]
and all this time i thought i was crazy
to use the brain that my mama gave me
and that is why…
[verse 2]
what the f+ck do you want?
(i’m sorry, i just wanna know what the ladies are like)
isn’t that your wife right there?
(well, yeah, i know, but, i just wanna know)
(is there a spirit of love in the air?)
(romance, is that still kind of a thing?)
alright guy, just relax
i’m gonna break it down like this, okay?
all the fellas out there
they don’t give a d+mn
they just wanna know where the hoes are
and all the ladies out there
well they can say they care
but they just wanna get their patron bought
and did i mention that we’re high as f+ck?
i’m talking opiods, ‘roids, and adderall
we’re all out of our heads on something
out of our heads on something
waiting for rome to fall
[chorus 2]
i saw the lie and said ‘i don’t believe, sir’
and all i got was a crummy t+shirt
the god you love is the one who feeds ya
so i’m genuflecting for dollar pizza
[bridge]
give us this day our daily serving
of fake cheese, grease, and cheap tomaters
praise be to the savior
who saves us from digging into our savings
from overloading our credit cards any farther
from jam+packing any more plaque
into them fast+clogging arteries
no, i haven’t been to my doctor recently
have you seen the size of my deductible?
but guess what?
gary vee says that i’m young enough to eat junk food
and he’s a g+nius!
he only got to where he is because he’s smart!
and worked harder than everybody else…
i’m sensing senses numbing
the second this second coming comes
the center says it’s gonna hold
but things’ll start to fall apart
we’re neutral on a moving train
that failed to break the summit
little engine couldn’t
‘grass is greener’ dream in tact
it rolls back to the start
human crush
a crowded elevator packed
to mass capacity is jumping
just to dare the cable up above to snap
how much is too much?
it isn’t up to us
a hurricane don’t give a f+ck about your future
or the rabbit in your hat
[chorus 3]
rome is falling
rome is falling
rome is falling
rome is falling
rome is falling
rome is falling
rome is falling
rome is falling
rome is falling
rome is falling
rome is falling
rome is falling
rome is falling
rome is falling
rome is falling
rome is falling
[outro]
2019? 1982?
how about 1952?
it’s been going downhill since the end of the second world war
but none of you f+cks seemed to notice
or give a sh+t
and now it’s biting us in our big
fat
asscheeks
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