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mojo nixon - i hate banks lyrics

well, i hate banks, i just can’t stand ’em
gimme a shovel and, man, i’ll plant ’em
six feet under, that’s where they belong
“i hate banks” is the name of this song
i think i’ll rob myself one or two
i hate banks, yeah, how ’bout you?

well, lend me a nickel and lend me a dime
repossess my house any old time
financial inst-tutions
think they’re so high falutin’
just a bunch of fruits in three-piece suits, yeah
tryin’ to steal all my loot

things are smellin’ mighty rank
we must be near a stinky bank
smells worse than rockefeller’s feet
wall street can eat my meat

yeah, throw the money changers outta the temple
i hate banks, it’s just that simple
a royal crown pomade tin
is the best thing to keep your money in, yeah
mason jar is okay too
if you see a bank, well, you know what to do

now, lemme tell you people something
the only banks i like, well, i like ernie banks alright
and i like the banks of the mississippi river
yeah, and i like banks of fender twin-reverb electric guitar amplifiers behind me
ragin’ on the stagin’

well, when i walk in, they treat me like a dog
wanna hit ’em in the head with a doo-doo log
republicans, one and all
their tallywhackers are mighty small
stealin’ from the poor and give to the rich
wanna make the bank president twitch in a ditch

yeah, see that teller with the blue hair
giving me the evil-eye stare
won’t cash my check, don’t like my id
got the security guard after me
if i was p. f. sloan
i’d say the dow jones can suck my bone, yeah, alright

everybody say these three magic words
i want you to help me say the words, i want you to repeat after me, here we go

i hate banks (i hate banks)
can’t stand ’em
i hate banks
don’t like ’em
i hate banks
bunch of foo-foos
i hate banks
pop ’em like a big zit
i hate banks

i hate banks, just can’t stand ’em
gimme a shovel and man, i’ll plant ’em
six feet under, that’s where they belong
“i hate banks” is the name of this song
i think i’ll rob myself one or two
i hate banks, yeah, how ’bout you?

now lemme tell you something else
i’m not real fond of the phone company either, you know?
yeah, and i don’t like the cable tv company
you know why i don’t like the cable tv company?
’cause they just be sucking that stuff right out the sky!
they don’t have to pay nothin’ for it
i just get me one of them bootleg cable boxes
and get me one of them there, climb the pole and stick the thing in
i ain’t gonna pay for it, no!

- mojo nixon lyrics

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