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molotow cock - ich drück die spülung [i press flush] lyrics

something is brewing in my body
it’s evil in perfection
i can no longer contain it in my body
i am pregnant with an evil clone
one morning it’s time
my body cries out for release
a leap out of bed
i run to the bathroom
i’ve got a lot of pressure on my bowel
my sh+t wants to go outside
i loosen my rosette and contort my face
a huge t+rd sees the light
between my b+tt cheeks it ropes down
into the toilet bowl + it makes “flap”
there it lies and won’t go away
i curse this piece of sh+t
[hook, 2x]
i flush the toilet
but my t+rd won’t go away
i press flush
my p++p has settled
i press flush
but it won’t move
he stands up to the water
wave after wave

i flush and flush, but nothing happens
i guess he hasn’t understood yet
that it’s time to go now
i tell him never to come back
but he sticks to the ceramics
the cistern, what a mechanism
the flushing machine, my miracle weapon
it can’t get rid of this pile of sh+t
an ugly brown stains my dream toilet
you’re not supposed to be here
you were born out of my ass
i shout: excrement, go away! away from this holy place!
suddenly i realise in a most miraculous way
i’m standing in my toilet talking to sh+t

[hook, 2x]
i flush the toilet
but my t+rd won’t go away
i press flush
my p++p has settled
i press flush
but it won’t move
he stands up to the water
wave after wave
my t+rd has been camped in the bowl for days now
it’s starting to stink in here, i need to air it out
the smell has taken hold
the walls are already corroded
i don’t find it funny any more
the t+rd is already falling apart lumpy
the concentration of the stench keeps rising
my toilet is crying out for salvation
there’s a pile of sh+t in my bathroom
he’s got my toilet hostage
he’s not ready to negotiate
the sek has no time
to storm my sh+t+house
i’m supposed to take care of it myself
i’ll get the sledgehammer and swing it through the air
i smash my toilet

[hook, 2x]
i pressed flush
but my t+rd wouldn’t go
i flushed the toilet
i’d never seen anything like it
i flushed the toilet
but nothing happened
so i demolished my whole bathroom
[outro]
i flushed the toilet…
but nothing happened…
well, next time i’ll use a toilet brush…

- molotow cock lyrics

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