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momus - mr consistency lyrics

i say the opposite of what i say
they call me mr consistency

i climb to the bottom of the top of the hill
and i open my shirt cos i felt a chill
well i walk on the ceiling and my hair is grey
and i love the girls so i must be g-y
i’m incredible, baby i am a dwarf
and i walk so tall that i touch the earth

you’re beautiful and you know that girl
you’re the ugliest girl in the whole wide world

i say the opposite of what i say
they call me mr consistency
i’m an intelligent guy and i hope to find
some fool who’ll overestimate my mind

and you’re the most fun i have ever had
every minute with you is a drag, drag, drag
and you’re beautiful, baby you’re so young
with your hair so grey and your life so done

and i want to make a move so i make to leave
going to catch the last train so make a bed for me
consistency, i think you’ll find
is the hobgoblin of small minds

well i hope it’s not long till you take my ring
baby how long is a piece of string
but you’re beautiful and a one-off too
there’s an army out there baby just like you

you’re so beautiful that i’m sorry for you
and i hope i don’t mean what i really do
i’m a rum-tum-tugger and a human being
with one eye blind and one eye seeing
well you can walk through the world and walk through the sea
but you’ll never not find a girl like me
before and after, chalk and cheese
they all look the same when you’re on your knees
my words are slippy like a snake of soap
on a rope of hope, i’m strong as oak
i have no side, i tell no lie, cos i am such a sketchy guy
i’ve got a head for heights so i don’t look down
and i love this town so i hate this town
and i wish you well cos i hear you died
you’re hot as h-ll you frigid dyk-
you’re beautiful and here you lie
too dead to live, too cold to die

well i like to have a drink so i’m giving it up
and i want to eat so i’m throwing up
and i want you now and i want you here
baby some other time, maybe next year

i say the opposite of what i say
they call me mr consistency

- momus lyrics

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